Dave

Lunchtime quandary: Which show would do better? DOC COPTERS vs COP DOCTORS.

Barney Frank for president in 2016. Search for “uncharacteristically nicely” if you haven’t read that quote.

When can I opt in to update all my apps while I sleepand get emailed a changelog?

Almost all mattress news today is about the bailout: tinyurl.com/3svqrm

New stock-stat-term I invented: Mattress-Day - Date prior to today the Dow ended at or below this level. Today’s M-D is October 21st, 2005.

Listening to Jazzy Jeff showing off his beat-box prowess by responding to The Fresh Prince’s challenge of “Sanford & Son as if underwater!”

I want an option in iTunes album view to only show completed albums, not all these ones I have one or two songs from. Please?

Surprises me that Yahoo finances comes up before Google finances on searches like this: www.google.com/search

I am pretty successful at convincing myself these big Dow Jones drops are great times to consider upping investments. 20% off sale on Aapl!

It’s hilarious that in 2008 people still think Domain A forwarding to Domain B indicates ownership or other responsibility by Domain B.

Irrationally excited that I’ll be able to get a TiVo for Directv in January!

The Cardinals took their hats off to the crowd, and then gave them away.

Seat upgrade to Redbird Club! snipurl.com/3wy95

No “fan appreciation” ticket at the final game? I guess the appreciation is over.

Heading to the final Cardinals game of the season. I’m losing my ‘what to do if there’s nothing going on’ event for 6 months!

I Dreamt the Huffington Post started a new restaurant. Review: Tried too hard to be ‘down home’ while unable to avoid being absurdly snooty.

I wish I’d had the foresight to hardboil 50 eggs today and bring them to a bar to share and consume.

Weirdest 6 Flags entrance credit card receipt ever (McD? $0.10? Cash?) snipurl.com/3wezg

Surprised to be the only location-specific Tweeter in Eureka in the last 3 days.

Amusement park enhancement idea: screamtrack, like laugh track for bad sitcoms. #priorart

Surprise Six Flags trip! About to ride the Evel Knievel. Next up, the Paul Newman Special (eat 50 eggs and race cars)!

Started discussion on if a volunteer can do anything effective & inoffensive: tr.im/3fh Best bet - explain how absentee ballots work.

McCain’s advisers have got to get him to start using younger curse words than horseshit. That’s really not going to help his demographics.

Why/how is it ok for Palin to be invisible tonight? How can any media let that go?

Expectations for Palin are now so crazily low, she can’t help but beat them & “win” based on that assuming she forms complete sentences.