Dave

That’s the ranking of states from Obama likelihood of a win to McCain. It’s how to make tonight interesting as you check them off.

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No lines at Malinckrodt school, 23rd ward. #votereport One of the two electronic machines out of order, but the paper ballots work fine.

Got my free “voted” coffee and trying out the free iPhone wifi. Such a Starbucks freeloader!

I appreciate the election volunteers but shouldn’t the most important event in 4 years be staffed by a well paid, carefully trained staff?

What are these so-called so many songs about rainbows (and what’s on the other side)?

Impressed how easy it was to make my home monitor the primary display (drag menu bar in display prefs) after the $29 VGA adapter of course.

Idiotic front page CNN headline: “Many undecideds have already picked”

Found out this morning that my new duo-I “Wake to iPhone” feature doesn’t work if you require a passcode to unlock the phone.

Sunday afternoon belly nap. snipurl.com/4y3zh

Hangovers suck, but it’s pretty ideal to have a 25 hour day to recover.

(Not hard to install a printer on the Mac, just not at all different than the process in Vista.)

Not yet experiencing the joy of “just plug it in and it works” yet with my MacBook Pro and my Samsung printer.

Why did the chicken on the road? Because he was chicken nuggets!

A couple more Halloween jokes: “Knock knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock you!”

Glad you all enjoyed the jokes. Next year try to insist on some from your treaters, it’s great fun!

How do you make a vampire dance? You have to put his teeth back in!

Where does food go to court? The food court!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy some donuts so he could eat some more donuts!

What did muhammed ali say to rocky? Mama gonna knock you out!

What is a pirate’s favorite food? Blood!

Why did the moose cross the road? To get to the other side to go home!

What do you call a caterpillar on Halloween? A hallerpillar!

Why do skeletons hang in windows? Because they’re on fire!

I declare St. Louis the best Halloween town since we get jokes from every trick-or-treater. And half are ad-lobbed on the spot!