Guy in dentist’s office: “Help, I think I’m a moth.” D: “Why’d you come in here, I’m a dentist?” G: “Your light was on.” #HalloweenJokes
Why did the bone go to the party? So he could put himself back together! Why did the monster go? Because it was a dance! #HalloweenJokes
You know it’s getting late when the jokes turn into this: “Why are we here? Because we’re out of jokes!” #HalloweenJokes
By far the most common one on our block this year: What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appetit! #HalloweenJokes
What’s the world’s largest pickle? A beagle. (Ok, I may have misheard this one. Maybe.) #HalloweenJokes
How do you get out of a house with no doors & no windows & all you have is a ball & a bat? Three strikes & you’re out! #HalloweenJokes