Dave

Finally replaced my fancy-but-broken-9-months-ago earbuds. The standard iPhone ones don’t seem so bad until you have actual good earbuds.

We live in a world where our tweets are read by robotic rabbits for all to hear. Wait, no, it’s just my tweets and @smiller’s robot rabbit.

Sorry if my status updates are stinky, I had the garlic pasta at Mangia for lunch.

I hope this morning’s event wasn’t what Charlton Heston meant when he yelled “You blew it up!”

Literally, 19 times out of 20 we win that game. Why did this have to be that 20th time? Why not some mid-May game vs. the Reds?

I’m all for vaccinations, but I’m still surprised they chose the playoffs to push this T.B. Shot Corner web site.

Debating whether the term should be Unintentional Intentional Walk or Intentional Unintentional Walk.

Dear Photoshop: I DON’T USE NOTE ANNOTATIONS. Anytime you think I want to add one to my file it’s because I mistyped. Please ignore it.

That was the 1st game I’ve seen make stat use of HD sides of the screen, with pitch tracker up. Guess I didn’t invent that idea afterall.

Future of sports: How about instead of multiple camera angles and alternate views we get to switch audio & get other announcers?

Kings of France have the best ROI.

Having fun playing with gowalla, since foursquare has yet to honor our city with support, but it’d be more fun with more friends & places.

On last SNL, closed captions misinterpreted “what the hell is a disco stick” as “what the hell is this disco shit.” Can FCC fine for that?

Good seats for bonus baseball! Hope Freese has practiced catching at least once. twitpic.com/kaija

I hope this is the last time we have to sit through the fakeout Peabody ad. Ugh, so stupid.

Ok, so let’s get the lead and put Wainwright in after Pineiro pitches 4 & 2/3rd. @MatthewHLeach

When they talk about St. Louis having the best baseball fans, this is who I picture: twitpic.com/k9p7i

It was sad pulling out the last Cards tickets from our drawer. But great to see them giving out fan appreciation ticket vouchers once again!

I’m at Mangia Italiano in St. Louis, MO gowal.la/s/bPy

I’d love it if it was reasonable to have the Peapod as our 2nd car. You can use your iPhone as the key! But it’s probably too silly.

I wonder what the average change in win % is for a team pre- and post- clinching a spot in the post-season.

Successful perforation of the normally unpuncturable “to open push here” tab on a mac & cheese box! twitpic.com/k559w

Target’s Halloween decorations are very cute and very odd. I’m looking at you baby skeleton bear dressed as a bat.

This wine has no vintage on the front or back label. I’m mystified how they got that past the Feds: twitpic.com/k3mg1

HowNow long till someone gets killed after DMing an actual Mafia wiseguy claiming he added the thug to his Mafia family.