Dave

The Cardinals have played .500 baseball over the last 100 days. That’d be depressing if we weren’t in first.

Fought to stay awake till a slightly unreasonable hour, but I’m losing the battle.

Biting @passrby ’s style ideas with my two-tone swapped nCase iPhone case.

Translate Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! into .jp/.en to get: I’m a dirty monkey. Do my feet smell? tr.im/vWWl

Show your support for the colorblind by changing your avatar to black-and-white like I did! (via @dwineman)

Note to self: If caught in N. Korea with torture imminent, remember, scream “whatever you do, don’t put me in a room with a fan!” #fandeath

Cool, I guess someone at NPR follows us on Twitter: tr.im/vN1u

Working from the rooftop. Couldn’t get our WiFi signal, which inspired me to do a little iPhone googling. And…wow, that was easy.

Finally, I can tweet to you all that Twitter was down for awhile there. Whew.

It’s nice that @__ tries to make me feel like I’m just letting her win at Wii bowling. She crushed me!

12seconds - I wonder if Live on the Levee organizers fully knew what Sonic Youth sounded like. tiny12.tv/224RG

So maybe that’s what a migraine is.

I honestly don’t mind all the scoring against us, but where the heck was our scoring?

I prefer “dos & don’ts” over “do’s & don’t’s” but I believe people should be fined & maybe jailed over the most common “do’s & don’ts”

Molina’s two put-outs (vs. successful stolen bases) or the Grand Slam vs. an out, higher win % gain?

Biggest come-from-behind? RT @cardinals_fg 5-7, 5 % to Win, Bot 8, 0 Outs, 1__, Daniel Murphy walk off pitcher Todd Wellemeyer.

It’s goofy, but I feel superstitious even watching pre-recorded Cardinals games.

Got frustrated figuring out how to release the height-adjuster on a new monitor. @joshboelter said “Dude, ROTFL” which I tried & it worked!

#shortmovie “Your house landed on the witch!” “Oh dear! I want to go home.” “Oh. Ok, put on her shoes, tap 3 times & say that.”

Fave accidental mention of the night: @_ B_MITCH don’t act like u not goin nowhere (via @_celeBRiTTany)

The iPhone version of flickr is nice & all, but something they’ve done makes it so you can’t pinch-zoom photos. That feels broken.

Watching The Wiz, which sadly is not particularly good so far. Michael Jackson’s the exception. It seems he could’ve been a fine actor.

Ate a peach so juicy it clearly held more liquid than could be contained in its volume. I suspect a wormhole.

I tweeted about St. Louis & the Cardinals & ended up getting sucked into some retweet vortex by 2 auto-RT bots for each term.

I hope Rolen gets an ovation on his return. He disliked LaRussa, not the Cardinals or St. Louis, & he gave the team a lot over the years.