Dave

Ok, what’s the gag? Ludwick bunting tonight, DeRosa yesterday? Are signs getting confused?

I’d like to see a timeline of the various search technologies Yahoo has used. Inktomi, Google, themselves, now Bing. It feels haphazard.

Most hated word of the day (I know it’s early, but I think this one’s solidly going to win): cosmeceuticals

One of my tweets ( tr.im/uxfL ) turned into a million dollar idea podcast by the incomparable Matthew: tr.im/uxfy

That’s a W! Too late for fireworks?

I wonder how many of these hecklers would take steroids every day for a 1% chance at being a major league baseball player.

Ok, Bisch stadium crowd Now don’t you all wish you’d waited to do the wave?

They waited to the LAST second to decide on a pinch hitter. Crazy, with Wainwright at 110 pitches.

Glendene Wonders is tonight’s designated driver.

NOW is when you start the wave. But no, we had to do it when it was 0-0.

Is that why we got DeRosa? Because he’s a good bunter?

Crowd feels really hostile tonight. 90 minutes of drinking + drizzling rain + Manny. Lots of screaming.

Aaaaand, we made JumboTron: twitpic.com/bz42u mustaches and all!

Glad we made it to the “secret” bar early, nice seat at a table, beer & nachos, this is quite pleasant: twitpic.com/byut0

Walking to the game on way out of teen-filled parking lot @__ asks “Jonas brothers concert?” & a weary teen-toting dad replies “Trade you.”

All mustached up for tonight’s (wet) Cardinals game: twitpic.com/byl7y

Briefly tried integrating Twitter with Trillian, but it kept seeming like @THE_REAL_SHAQ was IMing me.

Tonight’s ballgame is looking more and more questionable. Them’s some dark clouds and strong winds.

It’s counterproductive, but sometimes it annoys me when I find the answer in the Help file after many minutes of stumbling around.

Well, at least that’s an exciting ending. Wrong way, but exciting.

Maybe my dream will come true and the Cubs and Astros will play 27 innings and wear everyone out for the rest of the season.

Switched to the other game and was confused for a bit: 1-1 tie, with solo homers on both sides by Lee.

Boy, this red dot/green dot baseball controversy is about the lamest definition possible for something you could call LASER WARS.

There should be a DIY ruler site. You enter “14 inches” & it replies “length of a piece of paper (US) + ½ of a dollar bill”. #lazyweb

I really really am enjoying this Fountains Of Wayne Hotline song (not by Fountains of Wayne, by Robbie Fulks): tr.im/ugpw