Dave

Frankly my dear, you’re right. I’m sorry I hadn’t considered your feelings. It won’t happen again, dear. #1stdraftmovielines

“I was 73, going on 74 the first time I saw a dead body.” #1stdraftmovielines

LOCK THE DOORS, ROLL UP THE WINDOWS, AND DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR, THAT KITTEN HAS RABIES! #1stdraftmovielines

Tried catching up on XHTML 2.0 controversy, HTML 5 standards, text/html|text/xml|xhtml+xml but then realized I just don’t care anymore.

I thought MLB at bat blackouts were bad here: Every Blue Jays game across all of Canada & every MLB game in Guam & the U.S. Virgin Islands.

Bummed Elvis Costello is playing under the Arch. Well, no. That’d be awesome. Bummed that he’s only dueting with Sheryl Crow, not opening.

Occasionally I’ll click over to a twitter page of someone I follow who seems reasonably active & get blown away by the torrent of @ replies.

twimission: Accidentally removing a critical word (often, the verb) in a tweet. Caused by over-editing to reach the 140 character limit.

New theory derived from a CNN article: Michael Jackson a glove on one hand as a high-fashion attempt to hide the onset of vitiligo.

The morning sun’s lighting up golden rays through the window & illuminating millions of sparkling particles. I breathe all that crap in!

Clearly Wellemeyer needs to grow a mustache, STAT.

1st attempt tonight to see if pretty graphs will help motivate me to run. How’d I do? Let’s just say I set the bar nice & low. #NikePlus

There appears to be no reasonable online explanation of why Southwest Air is abbreviated WN (by FAA / IATA) other than that SW was taken.

Got 3 trips to Dallas planned, because of the @southwestair $120/rd fare. Now to determine if I want to go anywhere else.

Hey @southwestair You list St. Louis as “St. Louis” in your From list. With a “.” Let me put “St.” & not “Saint” in my credit card address.

I found a batch of undocumented features of the new Google Chrome OS tr.im/rsaP (with compositional help from Jason, of course).

I hereby declare the rest of today “try a new gmail theme” day. I’m switching from Tree to Shiny for at least today and maybe for good.

Purely from a verbal and written efficiency standpoint, I wish Google had just called it Google OS instead of wedging Chrome in there.

Is the bigger Halloween celebrity RIP costume Michael or Billy? I don’t think it’s Ed or Farrah.

Frozen with indecision over what to do to celebrate 12:34:56 tonight (on 7/8/09). Current thought is: sleep. The real party’s in 81 years.

Coined a new term today: “auto-cheironomy.” Self-directing your own voice with hand movements related to the pitch.

Wanted: Windows browser feature button - Narrow or widen to the narrowest point without a horizontal scrollbar. Only on fixed width sites.

Winner of the most WTF way to watch the Michael Jackson Memorial: demonbaby.com/mjforever… (via @pyrimyd)

Corey Feldman giving his best WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE look while dressed in costume as the deceased man in the room: tr.im/rgKb

Is there a name for the practice of raising your hand up and down to guide your voice going to higher/lower notes? It’s grating, to me.