Dave

I’m intrigued by @otherinbox but their site is both vague & overly detailed. Doesn’t give me confidence they’ll help organize & communicate.

Hey @dukeleto, I get into things for odd reasons, but it’s unlikely I’ll get proficient at Perl because of my Twitter username. Sorry.

Can anyone explain why @JoeStrauss doesn’t put links to his articles he’s plugging? (@bmiklasz @fungoes @matthewhleach) & convince him to?

“Sir, we’re going to have to check your bag, there appears to be liquid.” “Ok.” [rummage, rescan] “Sorry, we must’ve grabbed the wrong bag.”

I think I heard if you get too much mail, the postal service charges you to deliver it. This might be a scary Christmas.

I keep seeing these DROID DOES cell phone billboards and thinking they’re advertising robotic deer.

Thanks to some odd circumstances somewhat out of my control, I am now being referred to as Mr. Christmas Cards.

Being the first person to the breakfast buffet is equal parts sad and awesome.

People using @_ to mean “anonymous” are going to get me in trouble: “#goodtimes skinny dippn with @_ and @_ lmaoooo haha!” -@NYCHICKUNEED

Ok, app idea/need: @foursquare like game, but instead of rewarding going to bars & restaurants it rewards chores & housekeeping.

Why is it Japanese video games about emptying trash can be so addictive, yet actually emptying trash sucks? #TrashPanic

My new favorite wikipedia list: bit.ly/1h9pV5 (via @mrn) I love that it’s not a joke.

I think my brain has maxed out on number of people. Now when I meet new people, they’re inextricably tied to someone I already know.

It’s immediately apparent how many more people play @foursquare in San Francisco. SFO is littered with custom “places.”

Why not make a FollowFriday list & link to that? You can clear it & update it each week.

Successfully changed from a middle seat in the back of the plane to aisle-exit-row. Mood instantly elevated.

Chefs should be required to eat at their airport restaurants when traveling. Lookin at you, Mr. Puck.

I’ve never figured out a pattern to crowds & long lines at the airport. Friday midmorning: nearly empty, thankfully, but my flight’s packed.

I wonder if it is a faux pas to wear my I AM THE INTERNET shirt when hanging out with some people who have a strong claim on that title.

I just ousted @wlkh as the mayor of The Royale on @foursquare! bit.ly/uCLWC

Wow, Rock Band has yet to be profitable, largely due to the pricey (to make) controllers! tr.im/Ehgd via @unclepilot

Pretty definitive - Push mail on: 140% of battery used by 4:30pm. Push mail off: 40% used.

I just became the mayor of The Tin Can - 3157 Morgan Ford on @foursquare! bit.ly/R0Mkh

This is the 15th anniversary of me working on/with/near the Internet as a job. Not counting 6 + 3 month periods of hitchhiking, I guess.

I wonder if the Yankees would rank last on money spent per WS trophy among teams who’ve won at least one WS.