Dave

Sometimes I think about the aliens who abduct a professional sports athlete & desperately try to understand how his work feeds his family,

If the guy before you walked, you take a pitch.

How you know it’s a baseball town: People sitting in last night’s seats discovered the Ks I left taped up & are keeping up with strikeouts.

Oops, left 3 Ks from last night taped up & they’re still there. You can’t see ‘en but white dots in the middle: twitpic.com/1iza06

The Homer’s Landing seats are worst in the stadium. People walk in front, food line is crazy long & they jammed too many in. #SixMoreGames

Have any homers landed in Homer’s Landing at Busch Stadium?

I’m disappointed that Kids These Days still say like like like all the time. Get your own filler word, that one’s 25 years old! #like #like

No on-deck circles at the ballpark tonight. Not taking any chances on any slipping in the rain.

I’m going to take a day off work sometime and just spend the 8 hours typing maybe maybe maybe, so I never type mabye again.

I really enjoy @ebertchicago’s tweets, but I’m not at all into his retweets. I love that that’s configurable on Twitter. Great feature.

Not only did the windstorm blow all the flowers off the tree in my backyard, they ended up in the frontyard: twitpic.com/1i6ahg

Tony’s innovating. 2 RFers! “Lopez 2B Ludwick CF Pujols 1B Holliday RF Molina C Freese 3B Craig RF Ryan SS Wainwright P” /via @Fox_Sports_MW

Forced to go to Starbucks at Target, to wait out the impending tornado. Forced to get a caramel macchiatto, too.

Passing on the Woot-Off lights (also 50 cents) at the garage sale pre-sale: twitpic.com/1hwnfw

Just bought a Leakfrog at a pre-sale garage sale for 50 cents. #jealous?

Mystery of the universe: every week, my work phone cord gets spun up 50 rotations. I need to vary how I pick it up & turn it to my ear.

It freaks some (most?) of my friends out, but for others, DNA testing (genes/chromosomes) is $99 ($400 off) today: www.23andme.com

WARNING: Got a pretty tricky phishing scam Twitter support email. Screenshot: grab.by/3VSR (Links in email go to .ro URL)

Lots of people are using bit.ly/aY8NWO to see who they love (who they @ the most) & lots of emoji-ing folks are told they love me.

Did Twitter stop #hashtags from trending, or are we just in a rare moment of celebrity name apocalypse?

Created an interesting music mix: “Greatest Hits” search + shuffle.

I’m starting to believe the ICP are very accurately & literally named.

Awesome, Twitter fixed it so @_@ emoticons no longer show up in my ‘mentions’ tab. It’s still a mess in there, but now it’s possibly usable.

I’m sure more fans were at Cardinals game in 20th inning than at Orioles, Indians, Marlins & Blue Jays games in the 1st: j.mp/bFjd6W

A little over 4 hours shorter than last night’s game. Still finishing my 7 & 7. I wonder when they start kicking people out.