Dave

I suspect I may be the only person who purposefully reads the White House press conference transcripts to cure insomnia.

OH: I don’t just want a fish. I don’t want to learn how to fish. I want you to learn how to fish & supply me with fish every day.

I love that “internationalization” & “localization” have alternate spellings in other countries.

Is it vaguely accurate to measure the tilt of the Earth relative to the sun by measuring the angle of sunset locations on 12/21 & 6/21?

Leveled up in Quest For Adulthood: stopped biting my nails and trimmed them before they were laughably long. #toenailBossMonsterNext

If there is 1 thing Barbara got out of watching The Green Hornet, it’s that Seth Green is a horrible person who only does horrible things.

Gotta love a brewery with a children’s play area next to the fermentation tanks: twitpic.com/3qe5z4

I don’t know what to think about you who retweeted my tweet talking about how people who retweet tweets aren’t all that smart.

Reviewing @woot most RT’d & most faved tweets, I’ve decided people who fave are smarter than people who RT. j.mp/fNrvkD

Photoshop Learned: With the eyedropper tool selected, if you click and drag, you can sample / select colors even outside of Photoshop.

Why do some “reset password” features specifically disallow you from changing to your (now remembered) current password? What’s the harm?

“I am also careful not to drink more than two glasses of water at each meal.” - the William H. Taft diet.

It turns out that what I love about CCR is not their creative and varied drumming. #rockbad

“Mr. Taft, would it be out of place to ask you how much flesh you have lost since you left the White House?” j.mp/hWKRSE [pdf]

Here’s a video of the hill we live on, from early this morning: bit.ly/eaC7rK

Our bedroom is equipped with snowlights. @ 1st Snowpocalypse 2011 instagr.am/p/-ZI-/

From what I can tell, people would rather a product be $5 + $5 shipping than $1 + $5 shipping.

This man has an impressive list of movie & TV credits: www.imdb.com/name/nm00… One day we’ll have a film festival.

So…uh…how long can you look directly at the sun before there’s permanent damage? Asking for a friend.

There comes a time in a man’s life where he must spend a day watching every Arrested Development.

Seattle might as well kick New Orleans while they’re down and steal their Hornets.

I’ve decided that of all my friends, Ezra and Matthew should be the ones to run from ManTracker. Bonus, it’d be a hilarious episode.

How soon till the iPhone syncs with the App Store instead of iTunes?

Trying to clean up my social media rules: on Twitter, I follow who’s insightful. On Facebook, I friend who I know, and Steve Wozniak.

“If you’ve seen one consumer electronics show, you’ve seen them all.” - Dillinger, Tron, 1982