Dave

Chocolate + Buttered Popcorn @ The Muppets t.co/0rbDA5mQ

Live MST3K of Plan 9 From Outer Space at the Uptown Cinema lived up to my expectations more exactly than anything else I can remember.

I’m considering having all of my laser hairs removed.

I know I’m just reinventing drip coffee, but is there some real reason you couldn’t auto-pour with an electric kettle & timer over ChemEx?

I showed @__ the Seattle weather forecast & she asked if my phone was broken. t.co/f1Ba9YWj

I’m worried about Siri. She says “maybe not so nice out” & I’m thinking, this is as good as it gets for Seattle winter. She needs a sunlamp.

Just saw a bomb blanket on #mythbusters & planning on replacing all my blankets with bomb blankets. & bomb pants. & a bomb house.

On an iPhone? Check out t.co/zTvQdXyw (Official Microsoft demo of Windows Phone 7, made for other phones)

Learned: The Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team is owned by the school teachers’ pension plan.

Trying to figure out the Grey Cup. Winnipeg Blue Bombers wear…blue. BC Lions wear orange. A TON of people are wearing green jerseys. No idea

Beluga whales in the Vancouver Aquarium as seen from a seaplane. t.co/geLINgL0

I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised that the Olympic torch is always burning. t.co/vGHwP8xu

Learned: The Grey Cup (CFL championship game) we stumbled into in Vancouver is nicknamed “The Grand National Drunk.”

Accidentally went to Canada on their equivalent of SuperBowl Sunday, in the SuperBowl city #greyCup #noRiotsPlease

Why must there be so many age-reminders? Nearing time to get my 3rd passport.

Clodplay #BandsForDyslexics

My critique of Isaacson’s Steve Jobs, in a screenshot: t.co/Q0F9jWsG

While we’re trimming the tree, we’re enjoying the crackling fire app mirrored from my iPhone to AppleTV, just like Santa always pictured.

We’ve got a mullet Christmas tree. Sincere in the front, ironic in the back.

Re-learning benefits & necessity of playlists now that my phone has the complete works of the Beatles, CCR, Bruce Springsteen, etc. #future

It’d violate tons of privacy issues if it worked like this, but I wish I could subtract 1 from my SS# to see who was born just before me.

I’m glad I misheard @__ and she wasn’t actually offering me onion ice cream.

First team managed by a former catcher & pitching-coached by a former catcher?

It’s 50 degrees, rainy, and the bay is full of sailboats. t.co/0Ii4QEQa

It does not exist (to my knowledge) but my new favorite restaurant is called Hobo Taco.