Dave

There are already lefty artisanal bakeries selling Occu-pies, right?

Finally up to Eureka episodes with @wilw, ameliorating his lack of spoiler alert in referencing his character at a live show I saw him in.

King of the manor. t.co/9AxTuo3J

Want a feature where I can click on a joke in The Daily Show & fire off a tweet to the writer. “The People Rose In Cairo” is awesome.

Game idea: you have a terrible day. Use a time machine to go back to other days, make changes, then see if it improved that day.

“As a reminder, devices that transmit or receive a signal may not be used for the duration of this flight. This plane is equipped for wifi…”

New game! 1 Open Photoshop. 2 Forget, type a sentence. 3 Watch in horror as keyboard shortcuts trigger, wiping out all your settings. 4 Cry.

10-year-old me would be terribly disappointed to find out that, in 2012, programs still say “updating 1 files”.

What comes 1st: grouping MacBook Air type laptops (especially if they get cellular) into the mobile category, or removing tablets?

Researching the proper Greek roots to name the fear of my cell phone falling out of my pocket into the airplane toilet.

I’m going to stay very up-to-date with Arsenio Hall’s new show, thanks to this “woot” google news alert.

Instead of applying filters in Instagram, I just physically destroy everything in the pictures I’m taking.

I wish I could pre-block the Facebook updates announcing someone likes some random iOS app. It’s going to be bad.

Has the inevitable Kickstarter project to duplicate the Microsoft Surface Touch keyboard cover for an iPad reached its funding goal yet?

Now that @snapster has left Woot, for the 1st time in 8 years I can say to him: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!”

I bet older genealogists sneer at noobs easily finding old records online like older hipsters hate noobs who find old rare records online.

There is not much pig-like about piggybacking.

It takes a certain kind of Zen to enjoy a long-over recorded baseball game from the night before.

How is it there hasn’t yet been a Happy Gilmore video game?

Constant debate: how to pronounce the Mexican restaurant - Mr. Villa. Mister Vee-ya is my guess. Señor Vee-ya? Mister Vill-uh?

There’s a decent chance that, on my deathbed, I will wish that I’d spent more time playing Civilization.

Take what you learned about House Hunters. Apply it to every reality TV show ever. Now every TV show. Every news show, article, interview.

Searching through my gmail contacts on Twitter is a sad, very long parade of people who signed up, posted one tweet & never came back.

I’m surprised it’s not a @twitter job requirement to change your avatar away from the egg: t.co/kxr1KT2l

That would be it, then. RT @nprnews What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done with a password? Record a voice memo about it & send to NPR.