It was only when I said out loud to @__ “I wonder why this @mental_floss is called the 10 Issue” that I got it.
If retiring (& never using) a number in sports is the ultimate respect, Jackie Robinson day feels a bit awkward.
One of the best things about living in Seattle is getting Brendan Ryan’s Robert De Niro impression in Mariners ads.
Learned: Nebraska’s highest honor is to be named Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska. t.co/SNnUkO6A
Tried Bing but when it didn’t tell me what 30 Rock’s “Po-po popped Dukie down by the vacants” was from (The Wire) I switched back to Google.
Learned: the date of Easter does end up being a cyclical pattern, but one cycle is 5,700,000 years long. t.co/VixRVdZt
Easter Sunday might be the best day to go to Good Will: they’re closed. It’s like a free-for-all flea market in the parking lot.
I make all my investment decisions based on advice from emails with the subject line: INVESTMENTS!!!
I’ve decided a group of starfish are called a galaxy. t.co/LCfuhnN8
I’m streaming MLB audio & mirroring my iPad to my TV, but the most impressive tech feat is still my Thermos keeping my coffee super hot.
In memory of El Burrito Loco’s birthday (RIP), we’re eating Mexican food for St. Patrick’s Day. t.co/prOal5xn
Glad I got here early #johncarter t.co/fXbjtfrQ
AT&T switching their iPhone status icon to 4G from 3G is the biggest performance improvement since they changed the size of the signal bars.
They improved on perfection. t.co/PtuFKdOf
It’s zombie Seattle today. Buses are empty, Starbucks line is short. Everyone’s out for Presidents’ Day. I know, it’s totally weird.
I’m not sure why I give user reviews such credit, since, by definition, they don’t accurately represent my demographic. #neverReviewStuff
The Clear app is worth getting for the UI innovation, but I’m also just unlocking a color theme. t.co/dqJdrDyt #clearapp