Dave

It was only when I said out loud to @__ “I wonder why this @mental_floss is called the 10 Issue” that I got it.

I think recycling should just be called cycling.

How late will the season go with Yadi beating Pujols in HRs?

If retiring (& never using) a number in sports is the ultimate respect, Jackie Robinson day feels a bit awkward.

One of the best things about living in Seattle is getting Brendan Ryan’s Robert De Niro impression in Mariners ads.

Learned: Nebraska’s highest honor is to be named Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska. t.co/SNnUkO6A

Tried Bing but when it didn’t tell me what 30 Rock’s “Po-po popped Dukie down by the vacants” was from (The Wire) I switched back to Google.

Learned: the date of Easter does end up being a cyclical pattern, but one cycle is 5,700,000 years long. t.co/VixRVdZt

Easter Sunday might be the best day to go to Good Will: they’re closed. It’s like a free-for-all flea market in the parking lot.

I make all my investment decisions based on advice from emails with the subject line: INVESTMENTS!!!

I want instagram filters on my house windows.

I’ve decided a group of starfish are called a galaxy. t.co/LCfuhnN8

Thinking through a system to guess user time zone. Up to 50% so far using method “assume Eastern.”

I’m streaming MLB audio & mirroring my iPad to my TV, but the most impressive tech feat is still my Thermos keeping my coffee super hot.

In memory of El Burrito Loco’s birthday (RIP), we’re eating Mexican food for St. Patrick’s Day. t.co/prOal5xn

Glad I got here early #johncarter t.co/fXbjtfrQ

It seems like an exceptionally stupid plan to leave the house, but Mars calls.

AT&T switching their iPhone status icon to 4G from 3G is the biggest performance improvement since they changed the size of the signal bars.

Watching baseball.

They improved on perfection. t.co/PtuFKdOf

It’s zombie Seattle today. Buses are empty, Starbucks line is short. Everyone’s out for Presidents’ Day. I know, it’s totally weird.

I’m not sure why I give user reviews such credit, since, by definition, they don’t accurately represent my demographic. #neverReviewStuff

The Clear app is worth getting for the UI innovation, but I’m also just unlocking a color theme. t.co/dqJdrDyt #clearapp

I’m not sure how to print test pages on my printer, but evidence shows my cats are very good at it.

I had managed to hide it from her for all these years, but the secret’s out: Yes, I drink straight from the mouthwash bottle, not the cap.