Dave

Twitter makes it even weirder that East & Central watch shows at the same time, but we’re a couple hours later. Who decided that?

Doing a little e-Spring cleaning at t.co/8jAY4t6k. STRONGLY recommend you check that out. /via t.co/46oE7zZe

Something makes me question OpenTable’s reviews. t.co/5vnKvqqz

Apparently Saturday is when I watch fan-made film-length documentaries of movies from the 70s and 80s. #raidingTheLostArk

I wish I could have a live Amazon WishList that auto-included and auto-updated with everything at t.co/hajidLsh

New game app idea: “I can name that celebrity in ## pixels.”

Hilarious to see the instant flood of tweets making fun of NBCeeIt.

Happy ice cream for breakfast day! t.co/t7gkklKM

Nothing more exciting on a Friday night than finding a weird Wikipedia page: t.co/F8fnmJrc

I may need to view or edit my browsing history: t.co/icgSGtsw

8-year-old me would flip seeing me swipe a credit card on a vending machine and buying 4 things. My-age-me grimaces at what is now “lunch.”

I love auto-updating browsers. 83% of our Chrome users are on the latest version, which did not exist 8 days ago.

Inner Turmoil Saturday: Should Let It Be…Naked be set to ‘68, ‘69, ‘70 (various recording dates), ‘70 (original album release date) or 2003?

What will be the last year that anyone says “I keep signing my checks with the wrong year!”? I’m guessing 2020.

Weather delayed my Amazon Fresh order, so I actually have to go to the store! #onlySeattleProblems (at @bartelldrugs) — t.co/lGjjOKS2

Wikipedia’s back & I’m going to have nightmares. t.co/c5BNLNBP April ‘93-April ‘95: Of the 80 child casualties, only 20 were rescued.

The worst part of working from home is how jealous I get of the cats sleeping on the couch all day.

I can now say, scientifically, that it’s faster for me to solve a Rubik’s cube than to take it apart and try to put it back together. #oops

Hearing the microwave, she asks “What are you making?” I can only reply “uh, rocks.” #coffeewarmers

Million Dollar Road Trip App: Music streamer plays music of bands from the cities and towns you drive through.

Yes, the Goonies house! (@ Mikey’s House) [pic]: t.co/84c58zBo

The Bluetooth range is too far when you’re talking to Siri in the kitchen & the speaker is in the bedroom & your wife makes fun of you.

Dear charities that put nickels in the junk mail donation requests: you do not inspire confidence in the use of your donated funds.

Every time I kill a plant I picture that somewhere out there an ET is dying.

Your website is completely secure, as long as robots don’t know the alphabet. t.co/DXDLpPLl