Dave

“Levison [Lavasoft] complied the next day by turning over the private SSL keys as an 11 page printout in 4-point type.” I hope in Comic Sans

For those who hate Google & Amazon but still want to be mediocre, you can now get a direct Mediocre account over at t.co/C5UK47oaT…

How do we get it clearly understood by everyone that security questions are the biggest risk to security & should never be implemented?

When you get retweeted by someone with no followers does it make a sound?

Follow @hodgman and his retweets today if you’d like to spend the day thinking of all the terrible things that might happen to you in life.

Today’s weird wikipedia find: posthumous executions: t.co/tGiqloy5H…

.@MarsCuriosity Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the GOP killed Curiosity.

Idea for a social horror film: growing masses of anime girls start stalking one man, getting closer, closer, closer: t.co/i7nT8KNu0…

I can’t believe I voted for Obama twice and then he makes a healthcare website where I can’t even register _ as my username. #ThanksObama

In her frustration with tonight’s government inanity, @__ called Congress “a bunch of nerds.”

Emoji passwords.

Working in a coffee shop with noise-canceling headphones, importing @coffitivity coffee shop sounds because I like them better than reality.

Swipe up on an icon with a blue dot and see What’s New. (I wish.)

Well son, the 2nd civil war started when people decided they could no longer live alongside others who had differing opinions about spoilers

Ah, back in Cardinal country, the one place in the world where I’m not allowed to watch the game on my phone.

How do people who follow >10k people use twitter? It seems unlikely to me they use lists, but I honestly can’t see how it works for them.

Bye Seattle! I enjoyed living with you for a few years. t.co/D6E0r6XUw…

Spoiler to almost every movie: They’re still on Earth!

“There’s no need to wander around the room, bumping your phone.” - Apple’s mobile development chief Craig Federighi

“Touch your iOS device to your Apple TV” t.co/9J6WnP0mV… - wait, what? How/why does that work? (h/t @SteveRiggins)

Boy, @yankeeslose just starts to feel cruel.

The Gamestop employee got a little teary-eyed waxing nostalgically at his boyhood spent playing these games I’m selling from 2007.

Hi, car renter, can you do us a favor & carry around this extra crap because we don’t know what else to do with it? t.co/8xgo5fTZI…

Aim for the punctuation-keyboard & comma, accidentally hit the emoji-keyboard & 🐴 and hit send before noticing.

In iOS 7, the alphabet on the right of the contacts list shows all 26 letters on 4-inch screens & 11 letters + 10 dots on 3.5-inch screens.