Dave

Why haven’t we invented a Figure-8 Ferris Wheel? t.co/nUfXnDWSB…

Idea: amusement park with art museum exhibits along the walls of the ride lines.

How is there not a WALL•E Disney park ride? The humans in the movies already basically ride around on ride seats.

Disney California Adventure would be more popular if they just renamed it Pixar Park.

I first heard Macklemore at the 2011 Mariners opening day. Mostly thought “who is this guy & why is he rapping about a baseball announcer?”

Movie idea: Reverse Psycho - you think it’s going to be a horror film about a serial killer, but it’s really about financial embezzlement.

Just finished @mrgan’s awesomely simple Blackbar iOS game after several times deciding there was no way I’d finish.

With all Microsoft’s talk of becoming a devices & services company I assume they’re going to grab this company’s CEO: t.co/dITeGOjFI…

So @lukeduff noted the “it’s Netflix for…” pitch everyone still does makes no sense now that Netflix is mostly a streaming video company.

Steve Ballmer’s bold and logical decision to leave Microsoft shows he’s clearly the right man to lead Microsoft. #catch22

So either the secrecy is impressive & improved or the 5S has a fingerprint scanner, 2 LEDs, gold option, & (presumably) faster chips.

So the idea is that there are some blues that aren’t Moody?

The @nytimes should offer an alternative to subscriptions where once you run out of free articles they’ll put you in a coma till the 1st.

If I were a lawyer I’d set up Snapchat office hours.

Since xkcd’s what-if on sneezing ( t.co/oAn52uzTV… ) I’ve kept track. People sneeze 200 times a year. I sneeze 5 times a day. Huh.

When I die I’d like to see a list of every Wikipedia article I’ve visited.

A Voltron composed of smaller Voltrons.

TV crowd psychics are masters of metadata analysis.

Loving the selection and curation over at @square marketplace: t.co/hOVQZQtqs…

I bet janitors really hate the shake-twelve-times hand washing guy.

Odd to me that TSA insists on same-sex patdowns, seemingly regardless of sexual orientation of patter or pattee.

So nice when a Cubs player helps out the kids by demonstrating how not to handle a routine play. #twohands

Looks like AT&T glitched & sent out “you’ve used 65% of your data” notices to me & many others who haven’t. (As confirmed in their app.)

Did I miss the Yahoo email telling me if I got yahoo@yahoo.com?

Final payment, September 1st, 2043.