Dave

SkyMall game: open to a spread, pick a product you’d a) Own b) one you’d like to have Invented, and c) one you’d like to Destroy forever.

When paper maps & physical newspapers are dead, where will we learn how to awkwardly misfold giant paper?

Google, I’m with you on the long shadow (t.co/EJDzlVWMu… t.co/4BPFdGPlP… but keep the sun on one side! t.co/622w9LbuN…

So is the comedy group The Lonely Island named after the Sam Cooke song, the Parliaments song, the Russian island, or the Tolkien land?

Got back to following under 600. Now each of you are a bit more special.

Check out t.co/vl7IwYHZ4… today. They’re doing this weird thing where it’s their logo, without any game, sounds, or animation at all.

If I say it too often, “the evening” starts to sound like a torture-horror movie title.

I think I now watch my Apple TV photo stream screensaver more than cable.

What percent of twitter accounts have ever favorited a tweet? It’s got to be far less than 1% right?

Ok, Danger Mouse, when does the Jay-Z / Monty Python mash-up come out?

Spoiler Alert: the last one goes wee wee wee all the way home.

Sometimes, choose boredom. (Offer void for those with three or more children.)

The Purchased but Not On This Phone list in the App Store seems unsustainable if it’s for all time. Also, I must never show that to anyone.

Sometimes I just stack a couple random icons to see what the iPhone thinks they have in common.

I usually notice how amazing these MacBook Air batteries are when I discover I forgot to plug it in that morning & it’s the end of the day.

I feel very old when it takes me far too long, scanning new releases, to figure out which is the artist & which is the album name.

Proposal: In the US, April 3rd will be Change-Your-Password day. In the rest of the world, it will be March 4th.

Just got the kid sleeping through the night, so we’re all ok not shooting off fireworks tonight, right?

Can’t believe the idiots who think America is 2013 years old today. So dumb. There was no year 0, it’s 2012 years old.

1) List of Individual Dogs t.co/uTaXOpV06… 2) Spuds was Honey Tree Evil Eye 3) In OH it’s illegal for Santa to promote liquor sales

I assume Dr. Engelbart was a time traveler or visited by aliens. It’s crazy how much of today he predicted & created: t.co/nUTQV4aI0…

Alexander HamiltOn Golden Pond, George WashingtOn Golden Pond, James MadisOn Golden Pond, Thomas JeffersOn Golden Pond #FoundingFathersFilms

I have articles to read from my last Google Reader sync, but they’re all about what life will be like after the last Google Reader sync.

Coffitivity suddenly stopped with all the coffee sounds. As if I’d made a huge faux-pas & the whole coffee shop stopped to look at me.

The Dad Sea Scrolls #bookswithalettermissing er #scrollswithalettermissing