Dave

Hey @cardinals my son has a proposal for a Cardinals uniform update. t.co/1H8gvCLyi…

Twitter lifetime challenge: Always have at least one of your top twenty favorited tweets be from the last 100 days.

To stay in touch with the kids these days I’m going to set up Text Expander to contract “shake my head” to its hipper abbreviation.

My review of every autobiography that doesn’t end with the author sitting down to write a book - LIES!

I want Google Reader to now announce they’re not shutting down, they just wanted some competition to better motivate them.

Unintentionally appropriate: “For technical reasons, “$#*! My Dad Says” redirects here.” - t.co/dQ91af2KO…

Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Wolf #bookswithalettermissing #thatoftenaremisspelledthisway

When I really need to remember a fact, I just have to convince myself it may one day come up in a trivia contest.

Thinking through some difficult and potentially controversial decisions for my son: I think I’m going to go DC instead of Marvel.

Seattle heat weather advisory: Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we’re in for nasty weather.

I bet you can’t guess what decade MapQuest was founded: t.co/AQ31R7cdb…

Baby’s first baseball game! Let’s see what inning we make it to. (@ Safeco Field w/ 2 others) t.co/AkoJ2ybP1…

Ok, so yes, maybe I just now got the housing development pun in the title Arrested Development.

Dibs on t.co/UPcp6mXfs… (That’s how ICAAN operates now, right? Dibs?)

You know what word should be all about violence and aggression and is basically the opposite? Bashful.

Remembering that crazy time it snowed like crazy in San Antonio (January 2, 1985): t.co/KL8v0ILxr…

Just referred to the bedroom clock as a wallphone and it took me awhile to realize why that was wrong.

10 years ago I bought 50 blank CDs, haven’t yet run out, and no longer have an optical drive.

I want to play a multi-touch ascii art game, mostly to see if it makes my brain explode.

. Who decided it’s “point” for version numbers and “dot” for urls and ip addresses?

Is it a bug or an exploit on Instagram that adds strangers to my follow list? Or somehow just me?

“Celebrity Chef Paula Deen Denies She Is a Racist, Dropped by Walmart” t.co/BGKKgECUk… Didn’t know Walmart only worked with racists.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. Still working my way through having to find a Google Reader replacement.

I bet when the serious muffin controversy arises, CNN will be covering a Texas legislature session.

Half the time I mistype something, iOS suggests I mean “gherkins”.