Hey @cardinals my son has a proposal for a Cardinals uniform update. t.co/1H8gvCLyi…
Twitter lifetime challenge: Always have at least one of your top twenty favorited tweets be from the last 100 days.
To stay in touch with the kids these days I’m going to set up Text Expander to contract “shake my head” to its hipper abbreviation.
My review of every autobiography that doesn’t end with the author sitting down to write a book - LIES!
I want Google Reader to now announce they’re not shutting down, they just wanted some competition to better motivate them.
Unintentionally appropriate: “For technical reasons, “$#*! My Dad Says” redirects here.” - t.co/dQ91af2KO…
When I really need to remember a fact, I just have to convince myself it may one day come up in a trivia contest.
Thinking through some difficult and potentially controversial decisions for my son: I think I’m going to go DC instead of Marvel.
Seattle heat weather advisory: Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we’re in for nasty weather.
I bet you can’t guess what decade MapQuest was founded: t.co/AQ31R7cdb…
Baby’s first baseball game! Let’s see what inning we make it to. (@ Safeco Field w/ 2 others) t.co/AkoJ2ybP1…
Dibs on t.co/UPcp6mXfs… (That’s how ICAAN operates now, right? Dibs?)
You know what word should be all about violence and aggression and is basically the opposite? Bashful.
Remembering that crazy time it snowed like crazy in San Antonio (January 2, 1985): t.co/KL8v0ILxr…
Just referred to the bedroom clock as a wallphone and it took me awhile to realize why that was wrong.
“Celebrity Chef Paula Deen Denies She Is a Racist, Dropped by Walmart” t.co/BGKKgECUk… Didn’t know Walmart only worked with racists.
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. Still working my way through having to find a Google Reader replacement.