Dave

Apple should internally test Siri using employees recently back from the dentist.

My bathroom soap dispenser is tricky enough that I have to assume people just don’t use soap at my house or they’d have mentioned it.

So presumably in the sequel we find out the later misadventures and mayhem caused by Bomb Voyage.

A handy test to see if your tear ducts are still active and working: t.co/3qaeIESsY…

When does Apple ditch the glossy nav on t.co/hT4vZ6lNo…

I find it a little sad when @37signals Campfire status says “1 person currently chatting”.

Baseball promo idea: 50 cent hot dogs when the opposing pitcher has a no-hitter going into the 7th. The Jinx Special.

In Seattle we could use a thermostat that opened the windows to cool down.

With the right accent the Internet is much more nicely named Antoinette.

Today is the day Ferris Bueller went back in time.

My TED talk: put soap in the dishwasher soap tray after emptying the clean dishes & if the tray is closed you know the dishes are dirty.

Reality show idea: Contestants meet each other, hang out & try to form long-lasting friendships. It’s called “You’re Here To Make Friends.”

Apple seems like a good place to work, but apparently they don’t pay well enough for even their executives to afford undershirts.

So what’s the record for biggest run differential in extra innings?

I don’t do this, but it will be the crappiest crap of all crap if this Armikrog project doesn’t get funded: t.co/GUQTNAle9…

Cringing at a lifetime of conspiracy theorists pointing to PRISM as “proof” that things like chemtrails are likely.

Am I the only one who’d never heard of PalTalk before this crap? I bet they end up net positive after all this just from the visibility.

Wish I’d had the foresight to launch a new company and sign up for PRISM to get in on all this publicity.

I consider it a mental victory if I can make it a full day in a house with stairs without counting the stairs as I go up.

Looking for dinner but may pass on the Kernville Steakhouse: t.co/lhqPhYEwq… “Prime rib is available every night generic cialis!”

If you were programming the human race and saw all these crossed arms, you’d consider some hardware change.

I think I’m going to set this as auto-reply to all future work emails: “Good idea. What are the next steps?”

I’m really happy to be able to just hit “like” on other people’s emails & preemptively furious over anyone just hitting “like” on my email.

I miss being at super-long Cardinals games when the stadium DJ gets to play all the “After Midnight” type songs.

I wonder how hard I’d have to work to get my son’s first words to be “Hello World.”