Midnight sun. #cameranoir t.co/tJm0wvmLI…
Keyhole in Proposal Rock (with Camera Noir). t.co/KrBbaVQZe…
I get the meaning, but putting all your eggs in a variety of different baskets doesn’t necessarily seem like the best plan either.
In 1940 Oregon had a contest to name the shortest river in the world. “D” won. I guess they wanted the shortest name in the world.
So @snapster referred to my iPad’s 30-pin connector as the “old-fashioned” one, which I think is one step away from “antique.”
Little known fact: President Taft had a crab for a right hand. t.co/DsnKrBFnY…
New goal: establish a media empire, so one day we can interview @mat and list his name as Man Human.
I can’t believe I forgot to pack my diaper-changing skirt again! t.co/ah5aBYolu…
For some reason LinkedIn recommended all I connect with all of your parents. So if I come up in Sunday’s weekly phone call, that’s why.
If you see this many signs for one button, they blew it. t.co/v3MJ3FAsh…
They should do a Deadliest Catch follow-up, where they follow the crab to a restaurant & a kid spits it on the floor and says “Yuck!”
I’m comfortable speaking in front of large groups, but I still get flustered trying to set an appointment with Siri before she dings off.
I wonder how much time-with-seatbelt-sign-on varies per airline. It certainly seems like some keep it on well beyond any turbulence.
I think the exact right amount of famous to be is the level where @michaelianblack will get in a Twitter fight with you.
Autodespair: the feeling of hopelessness as attempts to correct your spelling result in crazier and crazier autocorrect suggestions.
Yes, again. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) - @portofseattle w/ 64 others) t.co/uLH7Oa1RH…
Achievement Unlocked: poopy diaper change, in turbulence. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) w/ 41 others) t.co/H4WwUpNpo…
Almost bought wifi on the plane just to share my new @playdots high score. 434! t.co/qyKFauapN…
Totally amazed my kid with a magic trick I call “watch me separate this 3-ply tissue into 3 individual tissues!”
Everyone who posts about Arrested Development before I’ve finished is a jerk & everyone who complains after I’ve finished is a grump.