Dave

Midnight sun. #cameranoir t.co/tJm0wvmLI…

Keyhole in Proposal Rock (with Camera Noir). t.co/KrBbaVQZe…

I get the meaning, but putting all your eggs in a variety of different baskets doesn’t necessarily seem like the best plan either.

I know it’s self-centered, but I think a good name for the shortest river in the world would be _.

In 1940 Oregon had a contest to name the shortest river in the world. “D” won. I guess they wanted the shortest name in the world.

So @snapster referred to my iPad’s 30-pin connector as the “old-fashioned” one, which I think is one step away from “antique.”

Little known fact: President Taft had a crab for a right hand. t.co/DsnKrBFnY…

New goal: establish a media empire, so one day we can interview @mat and list his name as Man Human.

I can’t believe I forgot to pack my diaper-changing skirt again! t.co/ah5aBYolu…

A Facebook filter that auto-hid any posts with 1000+ comments or likes would do wonders.

My son’s name just autocorrected to Fine Ham, which I think is great.

For some reason LinkedIn recommended all I connect with all of your parents. So if I come up in Sunday’s weekly phone call, that’s why.

Somehow even a loudly crying random infant makes me miss my kid.

If you see this many signs for one button, they blew it. t.co/v3MJ3FAsh…

They should do a Deadliest Catch follow-up, where they follow the crab to a restaurant & a kid spits it on the floor and says “Yuck!”

I’m comfortable speaking in front of large groups, but I still get flustered trying to set an appointment with Siri before she dings off.

I wonder how much time-with-seatbelt-sign-on varies per airline. It certainly seems like some keep it on well beyond any turbulence.

I think the exact right amount of famous to be is the level where @michaelianblack will get in a Twitter fight with you.

Autodespair: the feeling of hopelessness as attempts to correct your spelling result in crazier and crazier autocorrect suggestions.

Yes, again. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) - @portofseattle w/ 64 others) t.co/uLH7Oa1RH…

Achievement Unlocked: poopy diaper change, in turbulence. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) w/ 41 others) t.co/H4WwUpNpo…

Almost bought wifi on the plane just to share my new @playdots high score. 434! t.co/qyKFauapN…

Totally amazed my kid with a magic trick I call “watch me separate this 3-ply tissue into 3 individual tissues!”

Everyone who posts about Arrested Development before I’ve finished is a jerk & everyone who complains after I’ve finished is a grump.

In 13 years, MLB realizes everyone is listening to live podcast commentators and offers alternate audio feeds, but only for non-home teams.