Dave

In 3 years everyone listens to someone’s live podcast commentating a sports event and keeps their TV on mute.

It’s important to alternate shoulders when burping your baby, so instead of going deaf on one side, you go half-deaf in each ear

Kind of creeped out by how much of Blue’s Clues is Steve just staring at me quietly.

History will mark today as the beginning of the 2nd civil war, started over whether it’s ok to tweet about Arrested Development episodes.

If Billboard ever makes a top 40 for songs listening to while on a boat, I’ve got a good guess what will forever be number one.

Today’s plan. t.co/FLFffCAdg…

Anthropologists will debate for years whether Tupac Shakur or TuFac Secure came first, and they’ll mean hologram Tupac.

Elf 2, where an elf is raised by humans.

If Marisa Mayer is truly dedicated to supporting Tumblr, she’ll legally change her name to Mayr.

How insanely successful would a chain of nightclubs called Stefon’s be, with weekly changing themes?

In a better alternate universe, Yahoo just bought Google Reader.

Idea: Adult pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey leagues and tournaments.

I’m not saying quitting your job is the best way to Inbox Zero, but it is effective.

As a pedestrian I hate the pedestrians-go-first-no-matter-what West coast thing. It’s awkward, uncertain & you feel like a jerk.

How often do you show someone what you’re looking at on your phone? I do that all the time. How do you do that with Google Glass?

I desperately need a “do I know you, how long have I known you, how do I know you, how well do I know you” app.

Today’s my last day at Woot! I’ll miss the place, but I’ll be keeping up with a lot of the folks, as we’ve been friends for most of my life.

If Twitter wants you to fall in love with their service, after you follow 1000 they should start suggesting people to unfollow.

“This article is about the horse. You may be looking for the episode or the actor.”

I’m accidentally raising my kid to be a huge Li’l Jon fan. He cracks up at WHAAAT, YEAH, and OKAY. And he also loves my new gold grillz.

A new @playdots mode idea: instead of a timer with 60 seconds you get 60 (or 100) moves to get the most points.

I asked a two-year-old what the MLB silhouette logo was and he said “a duck!” and now I can’t see anything else. t.co/bnuavm0qk…

My favorite “you might also like” email: t.co/QxoilTvvr… (after following @crashtxt they recommended @glitchr_)

Seriously, wow.
Q: What man refereed the comeback attempt of an ex-champ against Jack Johnson at Reno, Nevada? Dr. Brothers: Tex Rickard

Psychological-challenging mode on Dots: load up on all the power-ups and then test your willpower not to use any of them in a game.