Dave

I’m going to try out facial expressions from my son to see how they go for adults. First up, yawn-to-squeal.

Wonder how often the word “juggle” is used in articles about women, despite my guess that the vast majority of those who can juggle are men.

One of the bullet points in a default 404 page should be “Maybe the URL you followed was just a joke.”

I’m leaving Woot! Love the community we built & the voice we created, but it’s time for me to find what’s next. & hang out with my new kid!

It’s funny to be scooped by Tech Crunch on sharing some news with my friends and family.

Not sure how this works: Many people I follow are following 1000+ others. It’s hard to keep up with my ~600. In fact, I basically can’t.

I hate people who recite their dreams in detail, but it’s ok if you have a tune, a guitar, a harmonica solo, and you’re Bruce Springsteen.

Who watches over me. t.co/026QqHoM0…

I predict a presidential candidate uses Kickstarter for fundraising next election cycle.

Nice surprise! I forgot about Candy Box, but had apparently left a window earning candy in the background. Like finding $20 in your pocket!

FINALLY. t.co/nCY6MELEn…

I love when mistyping a URL gives me a business idea.

So excited for 2016, when we’ll be able to celebrate the first of many watch battery formats! t.co/0lmiRQ63i…

Whatever you’re doing, it’s time to take a moment and enjoy former Cardinal @FernandoTatis17’s artwork: t.co/dO5DJcmUa…

I love that t.co/dnTI6SHzt… now uses forecast.io to be super accurate.

Fairly certain my Sonicare brush has decided the best way to save my teeth is to kill me.

Ok, no, seriously, what is going on with all the anime girl avatars favoriting my tweets? t.co/Psxxf8bFx…

I like when a bunch of my tweets are each favorited by one (different) person. Like I’m catering to each follower’s special sense of humor.

I decided to turn search history back on to try out Google Now. Then, forgetting I did that, the next things I googled were twerk and dap.

Typing anything & hitting “forgot password” on t.co/rtZpQedrO… always results in a suspicious activity alert: t.co/ImlXLBIUk…

Who is the career leader for defensive indifference bases?

I most miss Steve Jobs when there are things deserving of witty, harsh barbs, like Google Glass.

So far, baby’s favorite app is Brian Eno’s Bloom music generator.

It’s most surprising that @theonion was hacked before they had a chance to fake their own hacking. Still, best post-hacking tweets ever.

My baby’s mobile in his crib has a projector. I might hack up a web connection, but it’d take a whole new kind of mobile web optimization.