I’m going to try out facial expressions from my son to see how they go for adults. First up, yawn-to-squeal.
Wonder how often the word “juggle” is used in articles about women, despite my guess that the vast majority of those who can juggle are men.
One of the bullet points in a default 404 page should be “Maybe the URL you followed was just a joke.”
I’m leaving Woot! Love the community we built & the voice we created, but it’s time for me to find what’s next. & hang out with my new kid!
Not sure how this works: Many people I follow are following 1000+ others. It’s hard to keep up with my ~600. In fact, I basically can’t.
I hate people who recite their dreams in detail, but it’s ok if you have a tune, a guitar, a harmonica solo, and you’re Bruce Springsteen.
Who watches over me. t.co/026QqHoM0…
Nice surprise! I forgot about Candy Box, but had apparently left a window earning candy in the background. Like finding $20 in your pocket!
FINALLY. t.co/nCY6MELEn…
So excited for 2016, when we’ll be able to celebrate the first of many watch battery formats! t.co/0lmiRQ63i…
Whatever you’re doing, it’s time to take a moment and enjoy former Cardinal @FernandoTatis17’s artwork: t.co/dO5DJcmUa…
I love that t.co/dnTI6SHzt… now uses forecast.io to be super accurate.
Ok, no, seriously, what is going on with all the anime girl avatars favoriting my tweets? t.co/Psxxf8bFx…
I like when a bunch of my tweets are each favorited by one (different) person. Like I’m catering to each follower’s special sense of humor.
I decided to turn search history back on to try out Google Now. Then, forgetting I did that, the next things I googled were twerk and dap.
Typing anything & hitting “forgot password” on t.co/rtZpQedrO… always results in a suspicious activity alert: t.co/ImlXLBIUk…
It’s most surprising that @theonion was hacked before they had a chance to fake their own hacking. Still, best post-hacking tweets ever.