Dave

What do you mean you don’t offer infant sizes of the 1913 jerseys worn in yesterday’s Cardinals throwback game?

Has @SteveMartinToGo not been the SNL musical guest because…he doesn’t want to? Because I can’t think of any other reason.

I bet I like the @SteveMartinToGo @ediebrickell musical pairing better than their presumably upcoming comedy album.

Swiss Army knife with a @Square reader pull-out.

My Twitter plan: Gradually grow who you follow, then audit & weed out those who haven’t been great. Repeat. t.co/pblOPiFY4…

That there’s a daily official New York Times blog post to discuss that day’s crossword puzzle is both the dorkiest & the coolest thing ever.

I consider myself a patient man, but when a progress bar fills up, only to empty and start over again, everything explodes everywhere.

How much money would @NYTimes lose if they gave a week’s subscription to the 1st person pointing out a typo? “versus” t.co/wHKbjFpMR…

As @anildash says, imagine the meeting: “Online shopping is a fad, double-down on direct marketing!” t.co/1TZJNGTog…

Happy foster older Jewish Asian safety month! t.co/195G6xnBB…

You know what? Crackers in bed. THAT’S what kind of night it is.

I use my phone flash almost exclusively to find that thing I dropped under the bed.

Pleasant pre-sunset in #Seattle this evening. t.co/tGz4ZYVsN…

I’m either growing up or severely malnourished: I decided to get a great at the store & ended up with a bagged salad.

So, uh, I guess combat juggling is a thing. t.co/SKGaTa1MB…

First novel serialized in App Store updates? t.co/iRpfZvZH6…

Never thought I would mistake someone’s pants for my socks. #babyLaundry

Awesome sun halo today. t.co/DoJiJGXrg…

As @smiller pointed out, substitute BoC for WWDC in every article about the ticket sales & it works exactly the same.

It would have been more fun if gopher:// had been the one to take over the world.

Maybe it’s old news but the Scarfolk Council blog t.co/vT2Ez52yL… is my new LiarTownUSA (which you also must see if you haven’t).

Best use I’ve seen for pay phone booths. t.co/7nitCnV5x…

The guy in line behind me says “I’m picking up my anti-stabbing meds” & I just stop myself from asking “Wanna cut?”

I think I’m getting old enough to use “I’m too old for that” as an excuse for not liking something.

I have yet to see a single stranger do the “shake your hands 12 times, use 1 folded paper towel” thing. What do they think when I do that?