Dave

I need a should-I-shovel-or-is-it-melting-enough-on-its-own app.

Gmail’s images are now on by default, but go through Google proxies. Email metrics are going to be insane one way or another for a bit here.

I bet this idiocy resulted in great metrics in the a/b tests: t.co/SDgM9x7Bt…

Those app rating dialogues would be far less annoying if I could just rate it in that dialogue instead of exiting to the App Store.

What’s with the entire lack of ninja astronaut documentaries?

id’s Doom (which is 20 years old this week) was named after Tom Cruise’s pool cue in The Color of Money.

My “updates” and “social” tabs are all cleared out, but my “primary” tab has tons of unread email. I think I’m doing it wrong.

When people talk about live-tweeting, it makes me wonder what the heck it is I’m doing.

I’m confused why everyone’s so upset that Obama is trying out the new Castro podcast app.

It’s perhaps not the best sign of health and fitness that my weekly pedometer high scores always happen on trash night.

2025: The FDA allows use of hashtags to identify side effects in pharmaceuticals.

That #seligman experiment we were running at Mediocre is over. I put together a little wrap-up with stats & photos: t.co/Ybs5NtPVX…

Wouldn’t it be far more efficient for the raisin bran makers to just get one large scoop?

Unexpected consequence of replacing my outdoor garage lights with LEDs - no heat means icicles actually on the light.

I get that @fivethirtyeight wasn’t a good fit for @nytimes, but was there really no way to avoid six months of downtime?

Million Dollar Background App: like a pedometer, but with speech identification & recognition it counts how many words you say in a day.

Can we just agree to not have fog on TV any more, since apparently we no longer can show it without sharp compression gradations?

I guess things are pretty slow at t.co/S9KFi5HA4… if they’ve got the CEO sending these kinds of emails: t.co/XqO03oJ7f…

Prequel to The Big Lebowski: it’s a nonfiction documentary on the making of the rug.

So @__ just asked if the Xbox One is the older, first Xbox and I think a marketing person at Microsoft just got fired.

So it turns out all those capacitive gloves I got don’t help much when I’ve got Touch ID on.

I’m disappointed @BarackObama’s avatar isn’t wearing a @darth hat.

From a review on 5.25” Floppy Disks on Amazon: “These remind me of my grandfather.”

I’d back a Kickstarter project to Animated-GIFize the complete America’s Funniest Home Videos entries.

Hey @MaxTemkin, Cards Against Humanity should make a stealth edition, with cards that look like Apples To Apples cards. Wreak holiday havoc!