Dave

Sometimes I still type t.co/gp94nUAdx… for movie reviews. It looks like K-PAX (2001) was their last review: t.co/nrXG5LAIM…

As of last Tuesday I’ve worked at Woot for 100 months.

I need to install a system patch to fix this persistently errant extra-long single eyebrow hair.

Pardon me while I spend my Sunday finding the perfect emoji for each of my iOS folders. t.co/CWMBiZg7t…

Why does Apple / Mobile Safari even allow disabling pinch-to-zoom?

Here’s my iPad 1 review: on an 82% charge, I played 7 hours of streaming YouTube video lullabies & woke up to it still having a 26% charge.

Screw The Man and his rigid parking “rules”! t.co/6u5DLejdw…

I like that there’s a software method to shake my phone. t.co/XTtdb8s7S…

Seriously? It took almost four decades of life before I found out about tenkatsu, “tempura refuse”? t.co/2bKWHZMON…

of MEET THE PARENTS?! t.co/Ba1M10hqB…

Google Images finds the bomber suspect(s): t.co/DEovMIbQE…

If anything good is to come out of this, maybe people will stop wearing backwards-facing white baseball caps.

We can safely assume this is the last time the FBI issues a plea for help for information & identification from the general public.

I find myself using the iPad in bed more than the iPhone mostly because the gestures mean no loud home button clicking.

A pie chart is usually a bad idea, but especially when there are, uh, negative slices. t.co/p8UnAjgJN…

It’s unlikely she’ll answer it, but I’m curious what Barbra Streisand thinks about having an effect named after her. t.co/IW2oDIf2T…

Since exotic cars aren’t money makers anyway, companies should sell the naming rights. The Corvette Pepsi One, or the Lamborghini Target.

I’m not sure this is a good thing. t.co/oE7m3HUYj…

I’m bummed the barber shop is closed, but I am impressed with their signage: t.co/OUwiqVTXB…

Europeans must be confused visiting Seattle & finding out the green cross is not for pharmacy but for medical marijuana dispensary.

Now that I have fancy asymmetrical bread I realized you can put the peanut butter on the wrong side.

I have no @tonxcoffee shirt, which means none of you have signed up and you’re all drinking crappy coffee. Fix that! t.co/Hr223qHgz…

It’s either that I’m great at picking out quality shows from Netflix archives, or I will watch any old crap and like it.

My wife hands me a box from the mail & says “uh, this is ticking.” I open it & say “oh, it’s just moth larva.” #jak04

Get to try out my Seattle saved search again: t.co/fzlNp4lng…