The Path CEO has a day & a night iPhone but I have one I only use to play hair dryer videos for my baby.
Just had a blog idea…if superheroes were real. Use all public photos to document every person they are seen with to confirm who they aren’t.
Figuring out the right hat size to knit for a growing baby seems like a similar calculation to scheduling takeoff for a landing on Mars.
Turns out @car2go is fairly popular at Amazon. t.co/IGLQT83GZ…
Hilariously efficient search engine method to finding pirated movies & shows: t.co/p4aFnvry3…
It does not seem accurate to ever credit a photo to “Twitter”: t.co/Sd2nPLKwD…
This is what an epic baseball game looks like on graph form: t.co/WXi07Lsmw…
Wisdom from @torrez we should all keep in mind when we’re feeling uncertain about life: “I know I am me and I am on the burger computer.”
One flaw of my username is that almost anyone I argue with on here gets more space to make his/her point.
Just a nice bunny story for Easter: “Your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.” t.co/Vn3lAB3bi…
Nothing like an ice cream cruise on a sunny Seattle day. t.co/D2uYDitlN…
So this is a little weird to see…especially after having just watched Doctor Who: t.co/OJ60XPgXV…
NYTimes staff meeting: “Not actually a mom & no idea if she could cook anything well. Should we even bother with this Mother Theresa obit?”
Furminator should make a retro-ad asking how many brushes it takes to get to the center of your cat. No one knows!
Not sure what to do when this happens. t.co/UgHYOMJuk…
Love the idea behind @movesapp but 5 hours into my day I’m at 27% battery, so I think it’s time to uninstall.
Idea for @simplify other bank: Option to get a credit/debit card that does not have the card number embossed/printed on the front.