Dave

The Path CEO has a day & a night iPhone but I have one I only use to play hair dryer videos for my baby.

Just had a blog idea…if superheroes were real. Use all public photos to document every person they are seen with to confirm who they aren’t.

Figuring out the right hat size to knit for a growing baby seems like a similar calculation to scheduling takeoff for a landing on Mars.

Turns out @car2go is fairly popular at Amazon. t.co/IGLQT83GZ…

Hilariously efficient search engine method to finding pirated movies & shows: t.co/p4aFnvry3…

It does not seem accurate to ever credit a photo to “Twitter”: t.co/Sd2nPLKwD…

Considering trying out bitcoin if only because it’s one letter away from bitchin’.

This is what an epic baseball game looks like on graph form: t.co/WXi07Lsmw…

Wisdom from @torrez we should all keep in mind when we’re feeling uncertain about life: “I know I am me and I am on the burger computer.”

One flaw of my username is that almost anyone I argue with on here gets more space to make his/her point.

I blame these Rangers announcers, who seem to have never even heard of avoiding jinxing the game.

Is it too late to rethink Arabic numerals? I’m thinking this 5 and 6 are too similar.

Officially moving the baseball apps back to the home screen.

Just a nice bunny story for Easter: “Your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.” t.co/Vn3lAB3bi…

Nothing like an ice cream cruise on a sunny Seattle day. t.co/D2uYDitlN…

Woke up with the sudden realization I’d given all my son’s toys boy names.

So this is a little weird to see…especially after having just watched Doctor Who: t.co/OJ60XPgXV…

Summer Falls…Winter Springs? As in the city in Florida? #doctorwho #notAspoiler

Setting a reminder for 11 months from now: “Buy 100 boxes of thin mints. Maybe 200.”

NYTimes staff meeting: “Not actually a mom & no idea if she could cook anything well. Should we even bother with this Mother Theresa obit?”

Furminator should make a retro-ad asking how many brushes it takes to get to the center of your cat. No one knows!

Not sure what to do when this happens. t.co/UgHYOMJuk…

Love the idea behind @movesapp but 5 hours into my day I’m at 27% battery, so I think it’s time to uninstall.

Idea for @simplify other bank: Option to get a credit/debit card that does not have the card number embossed/printed on the front.

Can someone clue the closed caption people in to the CAPS MEANS SHOUTING thing we all figured out a couple decades ago?