Dave

Ridiculous Fishing is the most accurately named iOS game I’ve ever played. Much more accurate than Hold 50 Sec.

Billion-dollar idea: a social network where hitting “like” and typing a comment actually does reveal something in the shared photo.

Instead of watching the sky for shooting stars, I just watch a streaming feed of people telling me about them: t.co/0xlHK5y5Z…

The problem with gamifying driving is people coming up with unexpected objectives. I earned the Extremes badge! t.co/prQOCCwJw…

.@brainwagon As a US territory, I will voice my support for the Puerto Rican team in the WBC even if they can’t yet officially represent us.

The USA’s best bet to win the world baseball classic may be to make Puerto Rico a full state.

I’m jinxing it when I say how well it’s going & I’m jinxing it when I mention tough parts & uh oh, I bet tweeting about it is a super jinx.

14 months. That’s when my baby will outweigh me if he keeps up this current growth pace.

John Stewart says gif with a soft g. That’s enough evidence for me that I’m right.

Had a college philosophy moment trying to consider what negative probability would mean.

I suppose it’s the new Twitter rule that my cross-posted Facebook post must link to Twitter, though there’s no reason to follow the link.

Instead of just posting my tweets to Facebook, apparently I should write a script that turns all of them into those ecards graphics.

My phone suggested I meant “go ogle” which is quite clever.

I feel like an old man because I can’t figure out how anyone keeps up with anything if they’re not using an rss reader.

I quite enjoy this image of two young men playing pat-a-cake: t.co/FUcTUCqmz…

Is it more amazing that *NSYNC produced a good musician or an excellent SNL host?

It’s good to know my ability to ramble endlessly in a monotonous voice about whatever turns out to be a useful skill. #theBabyIsAsleep

How I know it’s the future: Someone shows me real-time augmented-reality text translation on a phone & I’m all “That’s so old.”

The best SimCity Amazon reviews are all the ironic five-star write-ups. t.co/lDzzoXhxa…

Looking forward to the sequel of Wreck-It-Ralph where they have to figure out how to get out of the arcade and into people’s phones.

Why do I still remember F7 is save and exit in Word Perfect? Glad I don’t remember any WordStar keys.

One nice side effect of on-screen keyboards on tablets and phones is how hard it makes it to type dozens of exclamation points.

Just discovered classic games on the MLB app. Something insane about watching the 1968 World Series game one on my phone.

You always hear “couldn’t agree more.” Sometime I want someone to argue “no way, I agree more!”

Next year the Girl Scouts should try out Thick Mint cookies.