Dave

Any Twitter apps that let you filter to see mentions only from people who follow you or who you follow?

Learned (via @quora): Is 719 a multiple of 11? 7-1+9=15, not a multiple of 11, so no. 8316? 8-3+1-6=0, yes. 91938? 9-1+9-3+8=22, yes.

It’s like playing hockey, where the pacifier is the puck, his mouth is the goal, and his flailing arms are the goalie.

Surely one of you doesn’t yet get Tonx coffee but wants to. Use t.co/Hr223qHgz… & you’ll get a V60 t.co/rnPndnuID… free.

Level up: on to size one diapers!

If I had a little time, I’d write up bios of the one-character accounts. I’ve met (and follow) a few, but definitely not all.

Yes, I couldn’t stop myself from picking up Woot-opoly. Pewter BOC FTW. t.co/qeeCkDuSx…

Turns out there’s a bit of a tailgate culture each morning before the Trader Joes opens.

More than 50% of the time, I swipe the wrong way when an app says swipe left or swipe right.

We score a point every time mom, dad & baby have all showered or bathed in the last 24 hours.

Asking Siri about robot movie plots: 2001, Star Wars, terminator, blade runner, alien, wall-e. Disappointed she doesn’t know WarGames.

Sometimes I still think Path might make it.

Our baby classes taught us as much about all the things we do with our baby as reading oven product reviews teach you about cooking.

The google maps direction lady clearly says “dest-o-nation” when I’m sure she really means Destro Nation.

Playing this new iPhone game where I try to get the dictation to write Cheese Its instead of Jesus. I’m losing.

Figuring this out: When he’s wide awake, he makes noises like Gizmo. When he’s sleepy & hungry he makes noises like Stripe.

House of Cards is great, but it’ll fail because you can’t discuss it without worrying about spoilers since anyone could be anywhere on it.

“Overlay the home or away team’s radio broadcast over the live video” on the new MLB app seems built for the Cardinals.

So not only are flowers here absurdly cheap ($3 for a bouquet) they somehow miraculously last more than a week. t.co/vRC24iRy

Someone do a twitter feed outlining the (suddenly very short) plots of Three’s Company episodes if cell phones existed.

Named the surprising number of toy owls my kid has: Roker, Franken, Capone, Jolsen. Decided against Jazeera & Qaeda.

For Valentine’s Day my wife got me a 2-week-old baby! Is that even legal?!

Geek parents: You have a great excuse to grab a temporal artery thermometer. They’re quick & fun. And accurate [citation needed]!

Grease (The Musical) was set 13 years before it came out (1972 > 1959). If it came out this year, it’d be about year 2000 nostalgia.

I love when my Google searches for baby tips result in Kool & The Gang lyrics.