Dave

So, FB accounts that get tons of likes & comments for hoax pics sell them to companies to game EdgeRank, right? But where do they sell them?

Million dollar idea, apparently: solid colored, no print, no text, no illustrations baby clothes.

Was a trademark, now generic: heroin, dry ice, videotape. Still protected: adrenaline, onesies, realtor. t.co/MVKNJ6ZG

An idea to inspire creativity in a cooking show - Top Chef: Pigs Don’t Exist, Now What?

Maybe the geekiest thing I’ve ever (re)tweeted: traceroute 216.81.59.173 if you know how to do that sort of thing & watch the domains.

Determined our retirement plan: a combo knit and coffee shop. She’ll run the knitting, I’ll run the brewing. We’ll call it the Purl & Pour.

Never thought I’d be so pleased with seven hours of sleep interrupted twice.

Funny, in retrospect: just woke from a bit of a nightmare/panic realizing we hadn’t once brushed our newborn’s teeth!

You do not inspire confidence, checkout process. t.co/iMrTEGcc

The doctor said we were either well-rested or good at faking it. I think it’s more the latter, but I’m happy we’re convincing.

The baby’s swing rocks 1 way while the mobile spins the other. It reminds me of the vomit machine @grantimahara succumbed to in Mythbusters.

In a bunny seat bassinet, wearing a fox hat and an elephant sleeper, my kid is the cutest turducken ever.

The best thing the soda industry did is get all Americans to intuitively understand what 2 liters is. Step it up other industries,

John Goodman spends most of his screen time in Raising Arizona screaming. Funny what you notice while trying to keep a baby asleep.

Judging by his mood tonight, I don’t think Finn has gotten over the news about Carpenter yet.

Our blender has a switch that seems to mean “explode everything.” I suppose that’s handy if I decide I want to blend my phone someday.

I wonder what the record is for non-OCD, justified hand washings in a day.

Maybe I’ll be a lot better at football now. I’ve at least got the football hold down.

I like to think the kid is judging my dance moves. He gives Swing calm appreciation but is a bit down on my Reggae Dancehall, which is fair.

I’ve now watched my baby longer than the sum total of all babysitting time over the last 35+ years.

All right, I’m starting him on Bob Marley: Legend, but we’re going to transition to Desmond Dekker: Israelites pretty quickly here.

Everyone I know who absolutely loves their SodaStream just makes bubbly water. When will SodaStream realize that & cater to that market?

Visibility is still better than every Packers home game.

Reminds me of those terrible Busch Stadium ads for Peabody coal where they faked stadium power outages.

I’m already more successful raising this kid in real life than I was raising a kid in the Sims video game.