Dave

Another dinner passed successfully uninterrupted by John McAfee. I’ve got quite a streak going.

No matter how techie the conference, I’ve never seen one go by without at least one “how does this projector work?” issue.

Just got four mentions in a row that were actually meant for me and not just a misuse of the underscore. #anewrecord

Re: the Apple TV, I think people forget how many years an Apple phone was predicted before it actually came out.

The month IBM announced they were entering (what had been Apple’s) personal computer market: t.co/cY9F85grn…

Half of Photoshop’s learning curve could be solved with an explanation why a button is grayed out or why that thing you did had no effect.

I’ve read it a few times but…I can’t see how customized timeline is any different than if you had an account that only retweeted tweets.

A browser option to not show me an animated gif till it loads the whole thing instead of showing me the occasional frame here & there.

A twitter app that tells you how many people have tweeted exactly the same thing you’re about to tweet.

How did computers go from this awesome design to beige boxes for 20 years? t.co/MmNLiDXYX…

Did you know you can just describe the thing you want at In-And-Out?

Congratulations on winning most bizarre product name of the morning! t.co/Lppm1W3vt…

Any site that offers a service for free needs to have a section called “How do we make money?”

Talking on the phone when I realize I need to use my computer and so I…knock twice on my own head to unlock my Mac. #thefuture

There are 676 2-letter combinations using the English alphabet. How many of those combinations don’t appear in any English words?

You can’t make a haiku using the word unenthusiastically.

Fonblet? Seriously? Can anyone think of any other English word that does the nb thing (without a hyphen)?

Do you think REI is trying to tell us something with this initialism? t.co/2i2g35z8Y…

How many people does Burger King employ to create new menu items? At how many meetings did this group decide Big King was the best move?

Unless I missed it, the story on the plane memorial in Google maps didn’t have a link to it in Google Maps. Here: t.co/5ONolTIEn…

Going to forward this to a contractor: t.co/364qri4jd… as a to-do list, then go on vacation for 3 months & see what we come back to.

Wikipedia uses of “affectionately called”: t.co/BYPQkLUgo… (Eazy-E is affectionately called “The Godfather Of Gangsta Rap.”)

A Look Who’s Talking follow-up, where the babies are now 24 years old.

Seeing @inthefade’s tweet about farting dolls made me try this Twitter search, which I find very entertaining: t.co/15ITp6hoi…

Film summaries make plots seem crazy: As she continues to become more & more lost, she discovers she has a flair for designing women’s shoes