If I invent a time machine, first thing I do is go back to 2008, when M.I.A. had her baby, and do a “Mama M.I.A.” tweet.
I hate how everyone forgets the true meaning of the end of Daylight Saving Time and thinks it’s just about turning your clock back.
Sadly, it’s time to move the baseball apps back off the home screen. You had a good run, baseball apps.
npm i is equivalent to npm install. That’ll eventually save me enough time that typing out this tweet will be a break-even productivity cost
“Groupon is 5!” and they’re celebrating by tearing their hair out over why they turned down the $6 billion offer from Google!
I bet Stack Overflow gets piles of accidental visits from people who searched for the “hottest” something looking for sexy ladies. #seo
My favorite costume last night was the 3-year-old girl dressed fully (and excitedly) as Santa Claus, complete with beard and big belly.
The best part are the tiny kids’ first attempts at joke telling: “What did the ghost say to the skeleton? Hello, skeleton!”
St. Louis has a legitimate claim to best trick-or-treaters in the country, since they offer up jokes for their treats.
Raining (eats Snickers), dark (eats Kit-Kat), our house a walk from the street (eats a Kiss) & we’re all out of candy (eats rest of candy).
It was very nice of the @cardinals to make sure they had plenty of games after I moved back on the 1st.
If the Cardinals manage to win this World Series, we’re going to have 7-hour on-plane rallies before every post-season series from now on.
Why do skeletons get all the Halloween fame? Why doesn’t anyone out up a circulatory system on their front door?
Realized I’m going to have a tough conversation with @___ where I explain that sometimes mommy & daddy pronounce acronyms differently.
More than 3 years into the marriage & I just found out my wife sides with the hard-G GIF crowd. How did I not work soft-G GIF into our vows?
Public Service Announcement idea: Explain to kids why being a Pick-up Artist is not something to aspire to, featuring Pepe La Pew.
In case you missed it, you can find me spewing one-liners over at @mediocrelabs & I just put up a stats post: t.co/o87E8APzt…
Neat - just set each of my MacBook virtual desktop wallpapers to a shared photo stream I’m subscribed to. 1) my kid 2) nephews 3) #seligman.
Sad when final tweet from a cool company is “We’re thrilled to announce we’ve been acquired” & then forever silence: t.co/GAOY7ZFYY…
I know it means I’m an idiot, but what technical/security reason is there for not allowing me to change my password to my existing password?
App idea for self-improvement: it randomly asks you how long it’s been since if last asked you, so you get better at estimating time.
Guess St. Louis decided they wanted a space needle, too. t.co/KiR2kVgiu…