Dave

Now that most of my friends & family have iOS (and Messages), the majority of my SMS messages are now 2-factor log-in codes.

Is it new that Amazon Prime overnight shipping is variable instead of $4? I was surprised to see high cost upgrades: t.co/wQzT8EgUy…

Sometimes I skip to the next song because I’m singing along to it.

Favorite work auto-correct today replaced [meeting prep] with: “Yep, but I’ll want to make sure I have time for a little meeting Oreo.”

Safety tip: Whether it actually is hot, or even if it is just like it’s hot, dropping it is not a good idea.

Trying to figure out how @square makes money off Square/Cash. The only plausible answer is that they’re trying out the Superman III scam.

Swapped normal sad indie soundtrack for You Are My Sunshine. “But now you’ve left me & you love another & you have shattered all my dreams.”

Do you think the male ladybugs are comfortable with who they are?

Movie sequel idea: Seven, but instead of the Seven Deadly Sins the killer themes on the Seven Dwarves.

I really love the updating map on the sidebar here: t.co/qpphPN2A8… (Mildly better if you could click city names on map to navigate.)

In honor of Columbus day, I’m only going to click through links using URL-shorteners based in Colombia.

I hate spammers, of course, but I have to say it’s pretty cool that they auto-generate vaguely realistic bios: t.co/6nqrioFUW…

Day 318 of Apple’s cinema displays being thicker than displays that have full Macs in them. #updatealready #yesIknowwhatworldthisproblemisin

Idea: Browser extension that checks ahead & doesn’t take me to a page that will have an “Are you sure you want to leave?” alert pop-up.

“We can’t stop and we won’t stop” works much better as a telegram.

It’s midnight, bring out the baseball ice cream. And win this game.

You know what’s weird? There are people going out today and buying a Blackberry phone.

Apple really upped their bigram iPhone autocorrections. I see a typo, keep typing & think I’ll have to fix it, but see it’s fixed later.

.@AskPayPal Right, good to make a list titled: Pros & Cons of accepting that “St.” is a valid abbreviation for Saint. Pros: It is. Cons: …

This wishy-washy crap drives people away: t.co/2DhTUAt3M… . I bet #FieldNotesBrand will tell you how to pronounce “Field Notes”.

Dear @paypal, a common way of abbreviating Saint, as in Saint Louis, is St. You should considering coding your zip code check to know that.

Tricky pattern math: need to take 6 sets of 6 color tiles and make a 9x4 regular pattern. t.co/y0L9BLWI4…

Why hasn’t someone debuted their new pop song by having @alyankovic release his parody of it first?

That great feeling when you realize your tweet is too long but you discover an “and” that you can shift to an ampersand & save 2 characters.

Apple should’ve shortened the iOS 7 animation sequences just for the 5S, so it’d feel amazingly faster.