Now at the age where if someone doesn’t match up to my cultural references, it’s more likely because they’re younger than me, not older.
So @att texts me that they’re raising my rates $25/month because I bought an iPhone & signed a 2-year agreement. I think? It’s bewildering.
Oh, just taking an hour or two to update the operating system on a phone I won’t ever use again in 3 days.
Though @___ was born after the Space Shuttle program ended, his PJs are still tiled with them. Where’s my, er, his SpaceX Dragon jammies?
New accomplishment: I’ve sent more direct messages today than ever before. Well, not me, exactly, but @mediocrelabs. So…me.
Not everyone with an iPhone got the U2 album automatically. Whoever screwed that up is probably pretty happy with this backlash.
Always good to fire off that one last tweet before the airplane cabin door is closed, but never can quite think of anything controversial.
Missed you, weirdo magician airport mural. @ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea-Tac) t.co/3MkPrcBsj…
Companies should hire me to test out their Twitter username regex. t.co/rdLwBMOCj…
A clear consensus on the most significant quote from #xoxofest. t.co/dB0f4FJuh…
Everyone at #xoxofest is amazingly good at finding their 1000 True Fans, but struggles with giving the fans the chance to fork over money.
If you’re at #xoxofest and follow me, say hi. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one foolish enough to wear this shirt. t.co/LkfKcIDng…
I think @YACHT is the first band I’ve seen with two keyboard players on one keyboard: t.co/hD5QeSn4M…
Good point from @t: my twitter handle used the least ink of any. Saving the environment, one character at a time. t.co/YklKyUWVS…
Is it cheesier to where a @xoxo shirt at #xoxofest or a t.co/7f5sGR0qf… shirt? Because it’s time to break out the t-shirts.
Accidentally beat everyone to #xoxofest this morning. Funny how I don’t sleep in even without @___ to wake me.
Behold, the ultimate airplane passenger jerk move, recline your seat all the way, then stand: t.co/DyTkOyxbc…
I bet everyone at #xoxofest read the @ftrain article on politeness. Wonder how often we’ll hear about jobs being hard.
Is this intended to be of some use to someone? t.co/VeDh408yc…
.@nestsupport The alarm that went off was a replacement for an alarm that previously had a false alarm. I’m done. Your product is not ready.
Hey, @nestsupport, this is what a Last Straw looks like. Returning all detectors, getting boring, functional ones. t.co/vXVeF3ymI…