Dave

Don’t know what I thought Pilates was, but thought I’d certainly seen it, until I just saw it in a Veep episode & thought they were joking.

It actually works pretty well if you do it so RTs do imply endorsements.

I’d love to see a chart showing % of the population of a metropolitan area that lives within that area’s major city limits.

You’ve gotta think halfway through the initial run to the city of Marathon that guy thought “This was a terrible idea.”

I doubt there are many (any?) decent timeshare companies but Sundance Vacations makes the rest of them look good: t.co/EVMJ4kSr4…

Someone should make a realistic deer hunting game where you play for hours and hours and maybe you see one deer sometimes.

It may not technically be a Dole Whip, but it’s just as tasty. t.co/kBHlbUzg9…

Fitness app idea: Couch-To-Walt Disney World.

Out for a Sunday drive with @tripleunderscore #hyperlapse t.co/zmpLnoR8R…

When you’re certain you’ve finished everything on a file, end the file name with “-draft” & you know you’ll never need to touch it again.

I’m surprised apple didn’t plan this out a little more: t.co/3tl0yO0jd…

Voice recognition software scanning all pop songs in reverse to find “secret” messages.

All of these restaurants with aquariums that have the characters of Finding Nemo captive never saw the movie, I guess.

Today looks like the 1st time on t.co/gSdlnvhvr… we’ll sell more than we got mehs. Oddly, it’s batteries, which feel very meh to me.

Will @kickstarter coolers become the new @kickstarter wallets?

Can you help me find the up-to-date accurate names of these dinosaurs for my kid? via @jelly t.co/yMScYtXc6…

.@djacobs I want to live in the world where luxury product selection & travel pleasantries are our remaining problems to solve, but I don’t.

If Apple had released a thin Cinema Display when the 1st thin iMacs came out, they’d be past due to release a new Cinema Display now.

Why does medicine like Advil give a range for how often you can take it? Every 6-8 hours. So…6. Why say 8 at all?

Next year’s Applebee’s slogan: All our apps are belong to you.

I wonder if @netflix is noticing how much people enjoy watching shows everyone watches at the same time. #EverySimpsonsEver

These Amazon book reviews from June 1995 were posted prior to the official first Amazon book sale (July 1995): t.co/GMOAzzK7c…

Very temporarily on the top spot here, so I’ve got to brag about it quickly: t.co/sU0iGk8Xu…

Million dollar idea for when you hurt your finger but still want to use your phone: Conductive/capacitative band-aids.

Wow, @anagramatron is on fire. t.co/xkKhnillA…