Dave

All right, I know the whole internet has been holding off, but I’ve finished Breaking Bad, it’s ok to talk about it now.

More @_ mysteries: 123 mentions/notifications to me over the last 30 days containing the word: crackheads - t.co/PGkOVjWD0…

Is this…a thing? t.co/x8GO4GBfZ…

Working on a mashup movie. What reads better, Sound of the Lambs or Silence of Music?

The last ten games for everyone but the Braves is just a whole lot of treading water. t.co/dFg6wyTyL…

Newest weird aspect of being @_. I get credit for sharing tons of UK news stories from po.st: t.co/j1Zh4rAz8…

I bet Target’s fraud, causing millions to get new credit cards, was worse for AOL, since it would break all those forgotten subscriptions.

How @___ currently counts: 1…2…(& then for however many till the last one)…1…1…1…1…(& then for the last one)…3! Decent pattern recognition.

A reboot of Planet Of The Apes where it all starts with an ape being granted copyright over his selfie.

Will one single person ever tap that they are into “Hipster Places” on the new @Foursquare?

I told Google that I preferred my ads in Esperanto. If I’m going to be bombarded with ads, I might as well pick up some language skills.

A list, by city, of what business categories are at numbers like 222-2222 and 333-3333. At 314 (St. Louis) it’s injury lawyers.

I was prepared to eventually be known as Mr. Rutledge to some, but this whole Mr. Dave thing took me by surprise.

Trying to think of the right derogatory term (like “glasshole”) for jerks with heads-up-displays in their cars. I’m thinking: dickHUDs

On iOSs before 7 I don’t think I ever hit the home button and had that ignored, but it’s daily lately that I have to hit it again.

The backup tigers have arrived. (Geiger, as @___ calls him.) t.co/qn2wyVGY2…

The parking around here is very specific: t.co/ilGXDDMRQ…

Little known fact: Einstein never watched even one Baby Einstein DVD.

Pretty happy with my custom Duplo Happy Meal: t.co/4dlp3XS9i…

Wonder what Brewers pitcher Will Smith thinks of Cardinals playing Gettin’ Jiggy With It as he walks in.

I feel like the way @swarmapp is laying this Arabic out wouldn’t suit left-to-right or right-to-left readers: t.co/BsPlxrOh3…

Nothing like running out of space on your phone to bring back that film feeling of “is this really worth taking a photo of”?

There was a time when new buildings were being designed and someone thought “What this city needs is more Brutalism.”

The understudies are ready in case @___ pal goes missing. t.co/uqelWpADb…

Like @WarbyParker but for pillows.