Sometimes the news is delightful. t.co/x3OrkcGzc… t.co/H1FVyjuqH…
I’d still love to hear the behind-the-scenes details on why that first white iPhone was delayed for so long.
In the 5 or so years after Snoop Doggy Dogg became famous, did anyone ever ask Charles Schulz what he thought of his name?
If you’re trying to re-create a restaurant dish and it’s just missing a little something, that something is always a stick of butter.
I guess it’s the future. I’m considering unfollowing a bot for being emotionally needy. RT @bffbot1: @_ you don’t mention me much anymore…
“Save money like there’s no tomorrow” is possibly the worst slogan I’ve ever seen for a financial institution.
.@snapster The data shows that you’ll give in & join up after about the 7th email invitation, but you’ll get 4 more after that anyway.
My favorite Meh review is from SlickDeals: “the page was filled for profanities…now it’s filled with Korean…I wonder what they are thinking”
Huh. @snapster figured out you can have absurdly long tweets if you put it in a url path, like: t.co/Ub1gaIMAb…
If you ike baseball or Portland (or maybe even if you don’t), watch The Battered Bastards Of Baseball on Netflix. It’s a fun documentary.
I wish Google had an ngram search for newspaper headlines. I’d love to see if any ever used “This” before 2010 or so.
Sure Apple had $37.4 billion in revenue this quarter, but if they’d only released the iWatch that could have totally been $37.6 billion.
Awful that best practices for brands on Twitter seems to be “get people to shut up criticizing you by moving them to DM or better, phone.”
Those of you surprised that @darth can sometimes give in to his anger have clearly not seen the relevant movies.
When you say “He wakes up way too early,” they ask “Oh, what time does he go to bed?” and whatever time you say, “Oh, that’s the reason.”
The right way to see Episode VII is with extremely low expectations, assuming it will be terrible. Quit ruining that for me, @bad_robot
Fair warning to anyone telling me secrets: if there was anything I could reveal and get another hour of sleep in exchange, it’d be done.
Use one . and you’re great. Three and you’re fine… Four and it’s bad…. Five and what are you even doing….. Two and you’re dead to me..
In a surreal move today, Americans mostly managed to avoid Meh’s hated speaker docks but a sizable group of Koreans bought hundreds of them.