The worst thing about the iPhones upcoming size change is how it’ll ruin my nice crisp phone lines. t.co/vfrj3uXh5…
You can tell we’re up against it when it feels like the other team somehow has twice as many players.
I’m 🚀🌎 on Emojli, the emoji-only network! Reserve your username now: t.co/LnwFKrcnt…
The bad thing about teaching @___ to collect sticks & take them to yard waste is it makes it clear how infantile my gardening skills are.
If you have an online friend you think of as generally depressed & negative, maybe you’re just in a Facebook study.
If the kids who sang in Yo La Tengo’s Nuclear War were 6 years old, they just graduated high school.
This year’s Fourth of July parade theme is “Stars & Stripes” which should be markedly better than last year’s “Hammer & Sickle” attempt.
Registered a joke domain today for the first time in a while: t.co/lWOij1R5Q…
If you want to throw a buck away…er, our way & get in the site a day early, it’s the last day of Meh’s Kickstarter: t.co/OUuOHM9iq…
I feel like I won on a State Farm slot machine: t.co/Uk1LidRV0…
So this was on our back porch this morning. t.co/fDURsbc5p…
And now you know why this write-up from 3 years ago mentions breakfast octopus: t.co/muEHGpQoe…
Crazy to see meh as 3rd most popular Kickstarter right now. t.co/zglKWN2Ah… Awesome that people are interested in the idea (again).
Hmm…Amazon Payments seems to be down, shortly after our Meh @Kickstarter launch. t.co/6QkUJtqIY…
Imagine the fanfare if @Amazon announced that along with the Firefly feature on their new phone, they were producing a new season of Firefly
Thinking about a site that lists all services you can sign up for online but have to call to cancel. Like: Call of Shame
Cool that Facebook decided to make Slingshot as an app version of this: t.co/q1qTbuVp4…
TIL: Bats have a “protected” season, so apparently that one in our attic gets to just hang out and have a good time till August.