Never knew how much I apparently grunt when standing up & going up stairs till @___ began mimicking me.
Did @nytimes need to say “one of”? “one of the first known instances of a threat from another nation pre-empting the release of a movie.”
If I ever work at a design agency again, I’ll go into a client like I did in ‘98: explain what the Web is & why it’s important to be on it.
The current crib required attendees for @___ bedtime. t.co/rSPkJOdGJ…
I try to remind myself that days I feel regret over something stupid I said are days I had very little real difficulties to deal with.
A tweet I wrote that only makes any sense at all on July 4, 2013 got ten retweets & faves today from people who don’t follow me.
It used to seem so childishly simplistic to imagine there were people intent on being evil but lately we’ve seen a couple clear examples.
This is what a week of Disney looks like to my feet. t.co/v292AN9xd…
With the amount of Under Armour logos I see on hoodies & sweatshirts, I feel like they chose the wrong brand name.
Just discovered the dark rum Dole Whip. t.co/jifR4vgwG…
Now that Disney owns Star Wars they’ve let JJ Abrams add lens flare to everything. t.co/D89R3Gf9x…
Took a week off playing Crossy Roads and then got this. t.co/SjLkmTcQy…
When you can’t go to Wally World… t.co/JOcznwLbp…
Love the new 1980s exhibit at Disney. t.co/RTNFp1mME…
The squirrels at Disney are hardcore. Saw two working together to chew through a stroller bottom for some leftover cheese goldfish.
At least Barbie was designing. This is depressing. t.co/kOSY3mVb4…
I think this is technically correct but it just sounds really bizarre to treat Twitter Ads as a singular thing. t.co/m4qFrtKZr…
Guess @amazon finally decided to get into the BoC / Fukubukuro racket: t.co/zXydWs1tl…
Apple’s theater cost $169,999,985. So that idiotic psychological pricing methodology happens even when you’re spending hundreds of millions.
The 24-hour news networks should take a cue from @Nasa TV: utter silence until something worth mentioning happens.
I assumed DVRs would kill the idea of friends watching the same show at the same time, but it’s clearly bigger than ever because of Twitter.