Dave

Never knew how much I apparently grunt when standing up & going up stairs till @___ began mimicking me.

What films are getting rejected as “too risky” before we even hear about them now?

Did @nytimes need to say “one of”? “one of the first known instances of a threat from another nation pre-empting the release of a movie.”

If I ever work at a design agency again, I’ll go into a client like I did in ‘98: explain what the Web is & why it’s important to be on it.

The current crib required attendees for @___ bedtime. t.co/rSPkJOdGJ…

Ugh, very “few” difficulties. Ugh.

I try to remind myself that days I feel regret over something stupid I said are days I had very little real difficulties to deal with.

A tweet I wrote that only makes any sense at all on July 4, 2013 got ten retweets & faves today from people who don’t follow me.

It used to seem so childishly simplistic to imagine there were people intent on being evil but lately we’ve seen a couple clear examples.

This is what a week of Disney looks like to my feet. t.co/v292AN9xd…

With the amount of Under Armour logos I see on hoodies & sweatshirts, I feel like they chose the wrong brand name.

Just discovered the dark rum Dole Whip. t.co/jifR4vgwG…

Now that Disney owns Star Wars they’ve let JJ Abrams add lens flare to everything. t.co/D89R3Gf9x…

Took a week off playing Crossy Roads and then got this. t.co/SjLkmTcQy…

When you can’t go to Wally World… t.co/JOcznwLbp…

Love the new 1980s exhibit at Disney. t.co/RTNFp1mME…

The squirrels at Disney are hardcore. Saw two working together to chew through a stroller bottom for some leftover cheese goldfish.

“There’s no good family bathrooms in Mexico, let’s try in Norway.”

At least Barbie was designing. This is depressing. t.co/kOSY3mVb4…

I think this is technically correct but it just sounds really bizarre to treat Twitter Ads as a singular thing. t.co/m4qFrtKZr…

Guess @amazon finally decided to get into the BoC / Fukubukuro racket: t.co/zXydWs1tl…

Apple’s theater cost $169,999,985. So that idiotic psychological pricing methodology happens even when you’re spending hundreds of millions.

The 24-hour news networks should take a cue from @Nasa TV: utter silence until something worth mentioning happens.

I assumed DVRs would kill the idea of friends watching the same show at the same time, but it’s clearly bigger than ever because of Twitter.

It’s 2:22pm and maybe someday you’ll see this as a retweet on that @alltheminutes account.