Dave

“You can’t spell feuilleton without f-e-u-i-l-l-e-t-o-n” — Spelling Bee bumper sticker

I’d buy a console if there were a “Grand Theft Auto” (quality & scale) without all the grand theft crap. I just want “Auto.”

Is it too late for @alyankovic to do an “After all, you’re my Butterball” song?

Teens at lunch discussing where to go now that their dads are on Snapchat. (Though they also had 25000 snaps each.)

Day 544 of Apple’s Cinema Displays being thicker than displays that have full Macs in them. That’s 1.5 YEARS.

Can’t believe my ceiling fan choice got vetoed. t.co/QuLgovUfI…

We got ___ a giant icon. t.co/GYvKE5zgO…

Is there a number of squirrels in the yard it’s ok to call 911 about? I think they’re organizing.

Setting a reminder on my phone for seven years from today: “You’re not going blind, your LED bulbs are just dimmer now.”

It’s odd having to debate whether a new lamp is worth the cost of the bulbs it’ll take to light it.

Really makes you think, you know? t.co/PPUK7ZltX…

Have friends who think every single thing @neiltyson says is quotable? Show ‘em Everyday Tyson: t.co/WbbvrSusv… by @mattpicker

Getting faved & retweeted by someone I’m about to interview is the new “I brought in donuts!” for job candidates. (Hi candidate!)

Trying to decide if I should keep my investments in money markets, or go all in on the monkey markets.

I canceled @Uverse a month ago but I’d like to retroactively decide it was in protest of the @DIRECTV acquisition.

I love how @verge says the new Surface 3 screen “looks really good, at least from here,” from presumably at least 50 feet away.

Can we switch it up, where AT&T buys Beats and Apple acquires DirecTV? Something tells me that’d be better for consumers.

Not a great time, but given the interface and, you know, email & chat, I’m happy with it: t.co/e5PMuR9EM…

It seems like this whole duopoly thing is a pretty big loophole.

From 1820 to 2010 the population of New York City increased almost 5 people PER HOUR. t.co/RDwUarw2e… (PS I love wolfram alpha)

Which comes first? @nest restarts Protect alarm sales or @23andme restarts health-related genetic reports? (Or neither ever happens.)

One of the best things about my Twitter username is that I don’t miss out on any of the important snail news.

I think this would be a fun Wikipedia article to take to 1900: t.co/pgri2g5Hz…

If you could go back in time to 1900 and take the full text of one Wikipedia article, which would you take?

I’m owed a parenting award for not even chuckling when @___ brought over his police car after I asked him where the pig was.