Dave

I love this story on the baseball shift, but do you really use the Astros as an example of a team doing it right? t.co/aSem42f4b…

Note to self: don’t ever eat a cookie from a shark: t.co/yNf3Jh8nP…

Perhaps a poor choice of words, Parent Magazine: t.co/BFaJfYRAV…

Would it be considered bad form to teach our child that you answer the phone by saying Ahoy-hoy?

I get why people don’t like “content” but you know what’s worse? We used to often use “multi-media” to mean the same thing.

So yesterday a lady at the park had a total perfect Benji dog, and @__ & I talked to her about it and she was all “uh, who’s Benji?”

At the part of the Marvelous Land of Oz where the Tin Woodman threatens to murder someone he just met with an axe if he makes another pun.

My favorite gardening is when you buy a house in Fall and then this just comes up in Spring: t.co/7enjvhjtR…

A definite “if this isn’t nice, what is?” day. t.co/iHfaUAW9k…

Fun watching a family of three try to subtly hunt a geocache at Kirkwood Park without arousing suspicion.

Still working my way through 99 Bottles Of Beer On the Wall. No spoilers about anything below 96 please.

When a few of us have a debate about a UI solution, it’s determined that whoever comes up with the rhyming solution is correct.

Wow. If you mute your volume (or quiet it to 1 dot) on Spotify during ads, IT PAUSES THE ADS until you make it louder.

Uh oh, I just found out there have been Lego Duplo Technic machine sets: t.co/K75tkLMUb…

The one awesome thing about airlines removing all perks: no more airline food stand-up jokes.

This is my favorite use of @stevenf’s extension yet: t.co/ViNPd1XqZ… (Thanks to @mantia for telling me about that extension.)

Cheap & easy luxury: put a dimmer switch in your bathroom.

According to Google, I just invented the helicospital: t.co/z9LK6pvno…

Raising a kid involves a lot more re-rolling the toilet paper onto its roll than I expected.

Working on the lazy man’s diet: before every meal, I think about having to shop for new, bigger clothes.

It’s amazing how much of adulthood I didn’t understand as a kid & still have no idea about.

In case you haven’t, I moved from 6GB/month to 10GB/month on AT&T & my bill dropped $45. I hate that they don’t tell you that’s available.

Pretty sure I just heard @___ trying out his “no”s like an actor, testing each variant for how effective it seemed.

I’d love to make a deal with advertisers: I’ll pay attention to your ad & even contemplate your product if I only ever see or hear it once.

If I invent a time machine I’m going back to December 31, 1969, because wow did a lot of futuristic stuff apparently happen on that day.