Verifying myself: I am dr on Keybase.io. CbHw8kMYQTmY06S6B2LIR9uivRLuoPS9ddax / t.co/h3mWXdJK5…
The St. Louis Cardinals are apparently the leanest team in baseball: t.co/7uGaeEfnY… (201 pound average vs White Sox’s 219.)
My new favorite Twitter phonetic spelling is “Ion eem…”. Guess what it means (starting a sentence) & then check: t.co/tRr89WHba…
Can publicly traded companies still do April Fools gags? @snapster & I talk about Groupon’s “joke.” t.co/GEKobb1RU…
Based on Apple’s WWDC invitation, it’s clear they’re going to announce rounded-corner pixels: t.co/Ew5JCul7l…
Most of my time in the shower today was spent trying to remember the outcome of that Mythbusters about being hit by lightning in the shower.
Enjoying the hilarious pranks where bogus 1-800 calls try to get me to go to phishing sites for rebates from AT&T: t.co/7NwtTUeuj…
Are dogs particularly slow? Why is slow as a dog a thing? I suspect a majority of dogs can outrun me.
I still mostly play @ThreesGame but when I play 2048 I go for the lowest score I can. Got down to 64 today! t.co/3pA7QRCoG…
What’s the shortest YouTube video that will get me to understand 90% of what’s going on in a cricket match?
“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the [bagpipe, banjo, accordion, saxophone, trumpet] and doesn’t. t.co/2uCmEpwku…
iPhone feature request since forever: even though it seems like you’re connected to WiFi, if no data is getting through just use LTE.
Free site idea: gamble on who will acquire various @kickstarter projects (next up: the 3D Food Printer).
Another gem from the Ballpark Village dress code rules: “No exposed undergarments on men.” Someone there insisted on adding gender to that.
New hobby: Hang out at Ballpark Village & carefully report to security every single person there wearing a long shirt
“The bottom of your shirt cannot extend below the tip of your fingers.” So glad Ballpark Village protects us from the terror of long shirts.
Remember when acquisitions led to “congrats!” and “you made it!” and not “what have you done?” and “how could you?”
Had a hard drive scare but recovered it all, so now I’m printing out all my binary files so I can type them back in if it happens again.
OH: “Uh, we’re missing something like 30 bags for this flight” from an accidentally turned up walkie talkie as we board.
Lame: t.co/8OOJPLVc0…