It says something about me that when I see I got a bunch of replies on Twitter or Facebook I think “uh oh, what did I accidentally post?”
Read @___ a bedtime story where the Woodman hacked off the heads of 40 wolves & the Scarecrow twisted off the necks of 40 birds. #nightnight
Seven years ago today I thought “it’d be funny if _ was still available” here and signed up for an account.
Every time I want to add a bookmark in iOS I go to bookmarks & tap around 5 or 6 times before remembering it’s in that out-of-box menu.
I’m nearly 40 and I’m pretty sure I haven’t once used a pen from when it was brand new till it was out of ink without losing it first.
Getting the pitchers mound ready. t.co/1uYXvcLwf…
A grim keyword search, but probably the most up-to-date photos for the NYC building collapse: t.co/SVjKiO4Ya…
I have a mathematical proof showing that some of my wife’s laundered shirts are Möbius strips and can not be folded.
I know it’s no record, but I’m pretty happy with my new lowest score: t.co/ofRqOrWeq…
The Safety Dance in 3-letter words: t.co/chxwC92dT… Fat Ice Jig. Ok, you come up with a better phrase than Fat Ice (vs On Thin Ice).
Huh. I always thought of it as Cardinal Nation, but I guess the sign makers thought otherwise: t.co/daHr1vjm5…
Re-watched the 1982 WS game-7 Cardinals game yesterday. I’d forgotten the brief time they attempted to put up outfield distances in meters.
After the Google-acquisition, @tfadell bought a bigger house. MT @nest: You can now have up to 18 Nest Protects in a single home in our app.
I’d sign up to get email any time my passport is used. For that matter, email me about any id checks of any kind that appear to be me.
The @Cardinals are playing rope-a-dope at Spring Training this year. Let other teams score tons of runs so they’re exhausted by Opening Day.
Social Media can be divided into those with good names for their posts (Twitter, Snapchat, Pinterest) & those without (Facebook, Whatsapp).
Check out @danzettwoch’s gif showing the progression from layout sketch to printed comic: t.co/IzAlqpElP… via t.co/phqrOAxk3…
If anyone ever makes a film version of The Wizard of Oz that shows the origin story of the tin woodman, it’ll be R for sure. Possibly NC-17.
Sometimes I @ reply another single-character twitter account, somehow forgetting there’s no way their mentions feed is usable.
16 years ago I designed this cover for MaximumRockNRoll (& just noticed they have all their covers online): t.co/xIZ4gUQWM…