Dave

From Bill Gates’s Reddit AMA - t.co/fnz2qWIAH… (I love @stevenf’s browser extension: t.co/zZV4386zi…)

My personality quiz: Choose between 1) sunny, bright and freezing cold 2) rainy, dark and mild temperatures.

At bath @___ likes to throw the foam letters out of the tub, which I allow so I can say “you got the H out of there” every. single. night.

I finally figured out why @___ roared every time I read this page out loud. t.co/l43Zy1EQf…

“That’s not a medical diagnosis.” — @__ is skeptical of my evidence that Bob Costas has pink eye: Seven parody twitter accounts exist.

App Idea: A clone of Flappy Bird, but you get 100 billion points for each gate you pass through.

Bear with me, I’m begging like a trained circus animal for an extra gigabyte (or, you know, more) from @TheTunnelBear. #grr #sellout

Gilligan’s Surprisingly Active Volcano #BadAfterShows @midnight

Nine Is Too Many #BadAfterShows @midnight

I created a custom vibration that is a tiny dot of buzz & then nothing, for people who text an insane amount. I named it @mantia.

Itch-A-Sketch #SadToys @midnight

It occurred to me how certain I can be I’ve never clicked a Promoted Tweet: I discovered if you hover over them, there’s a [X] DISMISS link

I wish Google would rename Adwords & Adsense to something like AdsYouBuy & AdsOnYourSite because I can never remember.

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Why can’t I make my iPad darker? Is there some limit to how dim screens can get? It’s surprisingly (too) bright at the lowest setting.

Ah ha! Gif To Flipbook: t.co/4GScV2G8u… (Thanks, @Del_is_TT)

.@darth Uh, yes. That. Wow. Unfortunately, so far the mediocre money isn’t at the €299 per animated gif level but soon, I’m sure.

Where’s my animated GIF to PDF flip book service?

I don’t understand why I can’t pinch to zoom any image anywhere on my iPhone, but triple-click zoom almost makes up for it.

The only way you truly win Flappy Bird is if you can convince someone else to play so you can stop playing.

Got a watch, so now when I want to know the time, I look at my watch & then a minute later realize I forgot to look at the time.

I wish Google would just go ahead & enable altavista’s method to ensure your search included the +words +you +were +searching +for.

Thinking about home automation just so my phone can have a MUTE EVERYTHING THAT HAS A SPEAKER button.

Seriously, 3,292 more characters about that same 40-character tweet. The Onion will find it hard to parody this: t.co/nD8pxAPAc…

I took the personality test “Which Human Are You?” and got Dave Rutledge.