Dave

I head to the kitchen for a solitary snack & Tostitos has to make it depressing. t.co/nxkObfgDK…

What if, when Steve Jobs said “I finally cracked it” he just meant adding piles of random channel apps to Apple TV?

All right, now we’re just coming up with things HISTORY might stand for: t.co/XTSLtS9qe…

I love that the Nose Pilot Flash (http://t.co/6jMqHkbwOF) is still online after 13(!) years, because @___ just can’t get enough of it.

The History Channel should change their name to the H.I.S.T.O.R.Y. Channel and just say it doesn’t stand for anything.

“Henrique de Castro, the Yahoo COO known for his Google pedigree & massive compensation, is out.” Goal: get known for massive compensation.

The tech industry is busy solving problems that don’t exist and yet here I am still getting shocked every time I get up from the couch.

I’m still trying to figure out this world where people don’t end texts with periods, but it seems do end tweets with periods.

I prefer to make the best of a good situation.

You may have noticed it warmed up quite a bit. Thank me for that, I bought a space heater, ensuring I’ll never have the need to use it.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and now he has two problems.

I assume we’re not seeing much of the kids on Downton Abbey because they want to preserve the ability for a future Downton Babies spin-off.

I bet everyone would prefer screenshots not go into the photo stream. I hate when they pop up on my Apple TV screen saver.

I wonder how different the world would be if weeks were 6 days (but we still had 2 day weekends). Or 8 days.

You buy a German dishwasher, because they will take care of your pilsner glasses. t.co/SGQ7BNbku…

What I hate most about buzzfeed headlines is the regular use of “someone” & “this guy” as if there’s just no way to identify who it is.

Puzzled over @mantia saying “mhm” in response to an idea on IM…I assumed he typo’d “hmm” but turns out I’m just old: t.co/U1dtoi59k…

Whoa, gift card exchange. If you got Starbucks gift cards for Christmas, you can now spend the money on @tonx coffee: t.co/gm3xkjqyP…

Can’t wait to hear @gruber’s take on Mahir once he works his way through that link backlog.

Best part of t.co/55VpjcbgM… redesign: I bet we get a couple week honeymoon period before they put a take-over ad campaign on it.

I’ll sing a bit & @___ looks at the radio to say either “you sing so well you should be on that” or “why can’t we just listen to the radio?”

Can we all please agree not to do that again? t.co/kOnMBvNeI…

My cover of Moby Dick if it were titled after its first sentence: t.co/4w8P22XhN…

Nothing like the terror as you are about to leave a message on someone’s voice mail and feel a sneeze coming on.

My wife just suggested a parody of “Call Me, Maybe” that details the plot of Moby Dick.