Dave

What if novels were titled after their first sentence? I made a book cover design for 1984: t.co/Tm22cn89Q…

Enjoying the first CES in 8 years where I’m not going and not sending anyone.

Oh auto-correct. No, I didn’t mean homie page, but maybe I should have.

If I worked at Apple, I’d set up Siri to do a cover of Paul Simon’s You Can Call Me HAL.

A fun way to test what frightens you more: get up on a tall ladder, reach up to change a smoke alarm & find out a spider lives inside it!

A retelling of Star Wars from the point of view of the womp rats nearly driven to extinction at the hands of the villainous Skywalker clan.

My neighbor & I have differing strategies for the snowstorm. He’s alternating shoveling & salting every 2 hours. I’m brewing more coffee.

I’m at @Hair_Saloon For Men (Webster Groves, MO) t.co/tppuzX4Ir…

At some point, and forever after that, “I’m On A Boat” has been playing on a boat somewhere on Earth.

I like to sing “The ants go marching…” backwards, counting down to one by one, as if it’s Napoleon’s March To Moscow: t.co/ghukqtHgT…

Accidentally made my 1st song of 2014 a self-written adaptation of Camptown Races titled “Nighttime Poopers (Poop All Night)”.