Dave

A lot happened between these two tweets: t.co/m4jzx6qoT…

The first accidental @_ mention (of many tens of thousands): t.co/hx6PJE5od… #twitterfirsts

First use of #twitterfirsts: t.co/hcd1jgKDl… #twitterfirsts

Each night when we put his pajamas on, as we zip it up @___ says “bye bye body.”

I was telling @___ about the turn signal tonight and he said “turn pickle” and I didn’t correct him.

Oddly disappointed that I’m already a member of almost all of the t.co/BSttQTM2k… sites so I don’t get to play today.

If someone asks if the buck stops with you, you just say yes. Hemming and hawing is no kind of answer for a leader.

I curse you with the link to a game I’ll be playing for hours now (10x10 puzzle: got 168) t.co/1vTojf0OI…

Out of the blue, tonight @___ started singing Old MacDonald using letters (and their phonetic sounds). Also, he cracks up at E-I-E-I-O.

I have eight weather apps and none of them give me an estimate of how much snow in likely to get in this current snowfall.

When @___ does something well, we say “Big boy!” so now he returns the favor and says “Big daddy!” and “Big mommy!”

Natural Rothko t.co/RwG938fKi…

It’s 1 thing to give tips on cheating a salad bar, but calling out security guards & minority employees as complicit in your theft is shitty

So @tmbg did a theme song for t.co/LaTkymHiS… (is something I never thought I’d say because holy crap!): t.co/JCy7689Z7…

Can’t we establish some standard where if you actually make contact with a comet or asteroid or whatever, you give it a name besides 67P?

I told @___ that he knows many words and he scrunched up his face and said loudly “Mickey words!”

Going to try playing Space Age entirely mirrored on my Apple TV. So far it’s awesome, as expected.

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Internet connections are awful everywhere, it’s only the excuse that changes.

The cleverness of swipe-up-for-control-panel is ruined by the first try always interacting with whatever app you’re in when you swipe up.

In the Amazon Echo ad they call it Alexa 100 times & Amazon owns a company named Alexa. Think it was originally supposed to be named Alexa?

Lost my bet that the new Star Wars movie was going to be called Return Of The Midichlorians.

This @mathowie security camera incident really raises the significance of @stevenf’s the-cloud-to-my-butt extension to a whole new level.

Today’s Meh determined scientifically* that people would rather buy 6 Bluetooth keyboards than a 6-way Bluetooth keyboard

*(not scientific)

Happy I’m satisfying my core Anime Girl demographic: t.co/rqdQnyKWt…

Oh darn it looks like there’s a lot fewer trick-or-treaters this year and we bought all this extra candy.