Dave

In St. Louis the kids tell jokes at Halloween, but sometimes they’re more improv: Knock knock - Who’s there? Uh, I can’t open the door.

Got called “very rude” for asking a parent if she could turn down her kid’s first person shooter in the restaurant.

Has it been long enough for anyone to figure out what Apple meant by It’s Been Way Too Long?

Amazon should merge their Firefly and Mayday features: have a live person tell you what that thing your holding is. Call it MayFly.

I was rooting for Kansas City, but: a) Yay National League and b) The Cardinals lost to the World Series winner (again).

Clearing up a couple spots on my iPhone home screen. How long till pitchers report?

This is my equivalent to the gangster drug dealer showing off piles of riches. t.co/9tFyp0Kv0…

It says something about the default attitude on Twitter that this is a necessary phrase: t.co/WCjhV9h38…

So I guess that the GG “it’s ethics” crowd honestly thinks no reporters who cover Obama voted for him?

Always intriguing to get site traffic from a mysterious secret community: t.co/2dmaVwDNB…

Be a legend in your neighborhood this Halloween, it’s not that expensive: t.co/1qme5tHlN…

A bobcat wandered into my brother @snapster’s porch, but sadly he did not @kevinrose it across the yard: t.co/rbXkllFBD…

Excited to average below 2.666 on Desert Golf so far despite having no idea at all how anyone else is doing. t.co/S2B3AFfdM…

Early pre-Halloween events point to 3/4th of girls as princesses & ¾ of those as Elsa.

Unfortunate bracket placement t.co/GmZowbxhS…

I realize how badly this would end, but I wonder what it’d look like if you could filter your feed by only tweets that got at least 1 fave.

Hilariously bad branding: The customer must say “I want to pay with CurrentC” & somehow get across they don’t mean “currency.”

It’s seeming like I’ll just always think of the 90’s as about a decade ago.

Figured I should grab my personal archive from twitpic before they delete it all tomorrow but: t.co/ddV3tv78R…

Hey, Amazon Chase Visa cards now work with Apple Pay, complete with Amazon logo on the card and all. That was fast.

How many calories do you think a cringe burns? Considering an all-cringe diet.

What I tweeted about the @cardinals two years ago is even more valid now: t.co/1p7BUmgPy…

I wonder if my dentist visit went well because I told them I floss every day, or because I actually do floss every day.

Most of the talks at @xoxo were great, but this @tinysubversions one was perfect: t.co/ffQK7xaUk…

If something I post immediately gets a ton of faves, I assume it was funny. If it gets a lot of RTs, I assume I’ve screwed up terribly.