In St. Louis the kids tell jokes at Halloween, but sometimes they’re more improv: Knock knock - Who’s there? Uh, I can’t open the door.
Got called “very rude” for asking a parent if she could turn down her kid’s first person shooter in the restaurant.
Amazon should merge their Firefly and Mayday features: have a live person tell you what that thing your holding is. Call it MayFly.
I was rooting for Kansas City, but: a) Yay National League and b) The Cardinals lost to the World Series winner (again).
This is my equivalent to the gangster drug dealer showing off piles of riches. t.co/9tFyp0Kv0…
It says something about the default attitude on Twitter that this is a necessary phrase: t.co/WCjhV9h38…
So I guess that the GG “it’s ethics” crowd honestly thinks no reporters who cover Obama voted for him?
Always intriguing to get site traffic from a mysterious secret community: t.co/2dmaVwDNB…
Be a legend in your neighborhood this Halloween, it’s not that expensive: t.co/1qme5tHlN…
A bobcat wandered into my brother @snapster’s porch, but sadly he did not @kevinrose it across the yard: t.co/rbXkllFBD…
Excited to average below 2.666 on Desert Golf so far despite having no idea at all how anyone else is doing. t.co/S2B3AFfdM…
Unfortunate bracket placement t.co/GmZowbxhS…
I realize how badly this would end, but I wonder what it’d look like if you could filter your feed by only tweets that got at least 1 fave.
Hilariously bad branding: The customer must say “I want to pay with CurrentC” & somehow get across they don’t mean “currency.”
Figured I should grab my personal archive from twitpic before they delete it all tomorrow but: t.co/ddV3tv78R…
Hey, Amazon Chase Visa cards now work with Apple Pay, complete with Amazon logo on the card and all. That was fast.
What I tweeted about the @cardinals two years ago is even more valid now: t.co/1p7BUmgPy…
I wonder if my dentist visit went well because I told them I floss every day, or because I actually do floss every day.
Most of the talks at @xoxo were great, but this @tinysubversions one was perfect: t.co/ffQK7xaUk…