Dave

This accidental delay of Girl Scout cookie delivery is the best idea we had all year. t.co/eZNPd09Hh…

Uh oh, seems like everyone’s caps lock broke at once: t.co/9sEHyPkko…

I know it won’t happen, but would it be within baseball rules to have Yadi be the first base coach moving forward?

This window has a hashtag. Are we done now? t.co/c2ominqUJ…

I was hated for having brunch before having brunch was hateful. #hipsterHate

I’m glad when @___ says he wants to look at Facebook, this is what he means. t.co/vU0FxEuB2…

If we’re going to be scaremongering about Ebola can we at least use it to get guys to wash their hands with soap after using the bathroom?

I love that @textfiles’s Tilde Club page feels simultaneously like the past and the future. t.co/YugDCKPj0… (23,680)

Just in case it was in question before, this is some good scientific evidence that you can’t win a baseball game if you don’t score.

A team can’t be somehow “good” at getting into extra innings, right? Right? This Royals post-season is bewildering.

Hard to blame @___ for the logic, he always stops me from getting to the end of There’s A Monster At The End Of This Book.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that only one letter separates engagement and enragement. #brands

It’s weird to think that inside and outside are sides. Sides of what? #StuffThatComesUpExplainingWords to @___.

Maybe the t.co/BSBPfud77… wait list could be divided into 1k user cohorts & see if a sysadmin volunteer is in each to start their own

Need an app to tell me why this one window in my house is vibrating.

iOS8 App: Alternate keyboard that’s a personal key logger, feeding an Evernotes-like searchable index of everything you’ve typed anywhere.

Not quite 10 years have passed, I wonder what % of these sites are still active: t.co/5BhYCgjz3…

I think my t.co/j8h5iCo15… site design actually looks better in lynx: t.co/M53jXAhia…

First t.co/FTRY7Rwsa… meet-up is a success! And very serious. Total attendees: 2. (Good to meet you @droob.) t.co/nhINVoFkX…

Another night where what’s going on on Facebook and what’s going on on Twitter seem like different worlds.

If @___ was in the Princess & The Pea story he’d be all “free pea!” and eat it.

I’m going to take a controversial stance: babies are not food and shouldn’t be eaten. t.co/WAbuJybJq…

I Once Replied To A No-Reply Email & Now I’ll Get Mail Delivery Subsystem Warnings Forever: The Dave Rutledge Story.

Bummed that OhLife is shutting down, glad I noticed the email before they delete all entries on October 11. No mention over at @TeamOhLife.

You’re following @anagramatron right? Because these accidental anagrams are some of the best stuff on Twitter: t.co/ieAvXX5jY…