Emergency need to file a radar so I can get Siri to say “twenty-sixteen” instead of “two-thousand-sixteen”
Who’ll be the first to swap out a hoverboard’s wheels for ice skating blades? And then, who’ll be the first to kill someone with that?
Current favorite Twitter search is watching people bewildered at getting Kung Fu Panda for free from Amazon: t.co/xU4aQF9Us…
.@PapaJohns_STL Thanks! And thanks, also, for sending me a photo of pepperoni pizza on my vegetarian anniversary!
Hey, today’s the 25th anniversary of me becoming a vegetarian. I still mostly eat pizza and mac & cheese.
There’s a back-and-forth battle on Wikipedia’s Norman Schwarzkopf page to say he just died, when he died in 2012. t.co/zBiDUKmkh…
.@flotus answers kids calling NORAD: “I’m probably going to ask my mom if I can take a pill that will help me sleep” t.co/edI0vPNzW…
I promise we got it at least partly for @___. t.co/h4lGIoZ9s…
I love these pixelating lanterns. It’s like I’m exploring an 8-bit dungeon. t.co/b7R4b9szg…
Guitar Hero’s GHTV is the most MTV thing in the last twenty years (including MTV). I’d watch it if they just aired it without the game.
Always fun to put the cookies & milk on the 101-year-old Santa With Switches German plate: t.co/Pda3cgVOY…
Oh, not much, just built a house tonight. t.co/hza0vSGq2…
This is some next level gift wrapping that @__‘s doing: t.co/0SudSFdOl…
There are times you just want some actual good news: t.co/PDTIuePny…
Sorry for the Seinfeld impression, but, honestly, what’s with the word underneath? Does that -neath get you anything at all?
Such an insightful recommendation engine, Facebook: t.co/BPmGr6ETC…
Geez, Golden Books, way to spoil the ending of the whole book on the title page. t.co/Phx8zRWVN…
Listen: Lynn, Lackey left. Leake’s leading leftover lobber. Lacking luster? Likely. Leake’s long laboring leaves lionized launchers leisure.
Hey! Looks like t.co/81isgR3Pc… used my million dollar idea: t.co/n1dA1Wfwt…
Searching on LinkedIn for someone with the skill “butter ranker”: t.co/fcJHVi7gB…
In an iOS sale frenzy I bought Grim Fandango, Civ Rev 2 & XCOM. Would’ve bought Alto’s Adventure, Fantastical, & Day One but already had ‘em