Dave

Someone at Apple accomplished their performance goal of getting utter nonsense into App Store reviews: t.co/hycAn5RUz…

I’d pay extra for a haircut place that encouraged using Twitter or browsing the web during the cut instead of grasping for small talk.

Working up Candyland variants for adults. Take two cards, use one (to move forwards), play one on opponent (to move them backwards).

Just remembered having to rewind my answering machine tape after listening to messages. I bet no one younger than me has ever done that.

I never thought that this many years in, the Diamondbacks would still think the uniform vest was a good look.

Was there somehow never a spin-off female character named Min Headroom?

I’m guessing the remaining work on Star Wars Episode VII is editing in the BB-8 ball droid into every single scene.

I remember those years of having to reboot my Windows machine every morning like it’s the thing I do with my Mac every day now.

When I save a site to my iPhone’s Home Screen I want to opt-in to a daily check for site changes with a [•] badge when there are updates.

That thing where you’re teaching your kid an old sing-along song, look up the lyrics & discover how horrific Oh Susanna originally was.

Is there no way to stop Game Center score hacks, or does no one at Apple care? t.co/LfeQtOip6…

Are board games based on websites may be the canary in the coal mine? t.co/ySadR8r2k…

“I’d like to shoot some ladders” says @___. Me too, kid.

Ice milk is ok. Ice cream is good. So, wouldn’t ice butter be amazing?

What year does Adobe change the Save To Web timing default away from “56.6Kbps modem”? What % of people using PS ever connected via dialup?

How likely are you to be sick of getting “how likely are you” surveys? [0] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [XX]

Major fork upgrade. (Thanks for the tip @danbenjamin!) t.co/NnUlOxRLM…

At the ballgame, watching the guy in front of me meticulously double-click/swipe-up abort every app he uses & it’s killing me.

My pal @smiller’s SXSW talk could be good: Fucking Amazon—The inside story of Woot’s acquisition from the dev side: t.co/lobjuDEsa…

Hey @facebook, I know it’s shocking, but there are valid reasons to use two punctuation marks in a row. t.co/aDkHDVMhc…

Discovered an insane diet that really really works called Awful Heartburn. You should try it!

Dropped @___ off at “school” today, so it’s basically like he’s graduated from college.

There’s plenty to criticize Amazon (plenty!) but having accessible feedback tools & stated leadership principles would not be in my list.

People who go back and delete years old tweets are as bad as Lucas adding CGI Jabba to A New Hope.

if I take 80 photos a day for the rest of my life (and live 50 years), I’ll end up taking more photos than all of humanity did in the 1800s.